Teal donna.

Imagine.

You're minding your business, sitting in your living room, when suddenly. A loud voice disrupts you out of nowhere.

"Red Marge", it says. You turn to see... Red Marge. Marge Simpson but Red.

"What are you doing in my house?" You ask her.

"Red Marge", she replies.

But she isn't alone. There are others behind her.

"Pink Maggie", "Rainbow Lisa", "Purple Homer". The recolored Simpsons? Wait, what's up with Bart–

"Bart.exe", he evils evilly.

But wait. There's more than just the recolored Simpsons.

"Orange Leela!" you turn around to see everyone's favorite badass purple haired mutant– WHY SHE ORAGNE????

"Blue Fry" ok yep. That's Fry alright. But blue.

"Bite my tiny green ass!" You look around, searching for the source of that sentence. You look down to see. The Little Green Bender. This one can actually speak comprehensible sentences. Okay. But where's the rest of the Planet Express crew? And shouldn't the ones that are already here be in the 30th century or something?

"Turquoise Zoidberg"

Oh. There's Zoidberg I guess......

"Blue Lois" oh. Here come the Family Guy characters!

"Orange Pe-" the word gets cut off by a DIFFERENT Peter jumping through the ceiling. Orange Peter fucking dies. "Evil retep" evil retep evils evilly.

"White Brian", "White Quagmire", "Brown Cleveland"... Hey! These guys aren't even recolored!

"Jade Judy"– IS THAT JIMMY NEUTRON'S MOM??? BUT GREEN?????

"Green Pim!" "Aqua Charlie!"

"Vermilion Velma"

Is this just gonna be nothing but cartoon characters?

As if reading your mind, you then get interrupted by...

"Pink Nicole."

Okay then. Game characters too. This is getting ridiculous.

And then, when you think that's enough madness, there's a loud noise of an incredibly processed brass horn. Strangely, you are able to translate it into words: "Light Cobalt Blue Wigfrid". Oh hey, it's Tumblr user ieatedatoaster's current The Character but light cobalt blue edition!

BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS HER "Ö" TYPING QUIRK?? AND SHOULDN'T SHE BE IN THE CONSTANT???

You also question who Tumblr user ieatedatoaster is, unless you're a person who reads URLs.

And then there's a trumpet (NOT THE SAME THING AS A BRASS HORN!1!1) noise, which you are also able to translate. "Golden Wilson." Oh look, it's a science nerd! SHOULDN'T HE BE IN THE CONSTANT TOO??? Anyways. He's shiny. So shiny that it blasts you to the moon, where Normal Colored Wagstaff Who Is Not Part Of The Redmargeverse is too.

But AHA! You thought it was just cartoon and game characters? WRONG!

You fall back to earth and meet...

"Green Zubin!" is that the fucking guy from Tally Hall????

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

"Taste the god particle you rat"

CHARACTER ADDED!

ON THE NIGHT OF THE 22ND OF NINVEMBER IN THE YEAR OF 1861, MAYOR ULYSSES NORVILLE TRUSTABLE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN REMOVED FROM OFFICE FOR HIS CONVICTIONS OF FRAUD, CORRUPTION, MONEY LAUNDERING, LARCENY, TAX EVASION, MANSLAUGHTER, ANTI-SERPENTINE RACISM, AND MANY, MANY MORE. HE IS SET TO BE REPLACED BY HIS COMPETITION, LEGOHRAN MAMDANI, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT ON THIS SITUATION, ALL MR. MAMDANI HAD TO SAY WAS "I LOOK FORWARD TO GUIDING NINJAGO CITY INTO A BETTER FUTURE, ONE WHERE WE CAN ALL COEXIST IN PEACE AND HAPPINESS, ONE PIECE AT A TIME, AS MY FATHER ALWAYS USED TO SAY."

LEGOHRAN'S MORE STAUNCH SUPPORTERS, HOWEVER, HAVE FLOODED CHIRP WITH ALL SORTS OF JOKES AND MEMES SUCH AS "THE MAN'S NAME WAS LITERALLY UNTRUSTABLE," "WE ARE ALL CHARLIE BRICK," AND "IT'S TIME FOR SHAKIRA LAW BABY," AMONG MANY OTHERS.

Tamagotchi and Digimon canonically take place in the same universe. This includes them sharing the same language:

There’s at lease one known Tamagotchi that fell into the Digital World and mutated into a Digimon in order to survive:

AND there’s repeated use of Tamagotchi iconography in Digimon:

Some other fun stuff to keep in mind. According to the anime, the first time Digimon were witnessed in the real world was the Highton View Terrace in 1995, but Digimon weren’t seen again for a long time afterward. But in late 1996, a UFO crashed into the Sumida River, carrying with it Tamagotchi that had fled their home planet after it had become drunk and uninhabitable. The Tamagotchi devices built by a professor and his assistant converted Tamagotchi into data and allowed them to live in Earth’s atmosphere. Bandai picked up the project and started mass producing and selling Tamagotchi as toys for kids. It was nearly a year later when we suddenly got the Digimon virtual pets, using the same framework as the Tamagotchi devices.