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@sinhalerr @skeleton-zone-192000

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

fine by me. croak bitch

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

oh my god

Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD

This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.

hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the gnawing dread feels like in these situations. thanks

Unless he’s good looking, well dressed, well spoken, and driving something expensive, right?

No you fucking idiot

honestly this guy is the best psychological thriller writer of this fuckin generation no joke this shit gives me anxiety and i aint even been in school in like 7 years

Apparently Tyler Oakley still exists?! Didn't realize. It's been a hot minuit since 2012. Cool news tho!

did you think i’d be dead or something

Sometimes it’s like we can still hear his voice

i’m really bored with my first name 

your name is now crab78

i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall

Am water lamb

i’m a fire dog

Growlithe/Arcanine/Houndour/Houndoom

Wood monkey

Fire Dog!!

Water lamb

Earth Rabbit

fire ox

Wood pig :(

Someone pls…lady gaga’s one has me crying. What IS that

Its the Fame Monster

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

oh my god i can feel the effect…