*groans of increasing discomfort*

I would love for the most popular American to be a black british nigerian

Ah

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Motion Picture Association of America.