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Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin

Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?

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whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

(trying to cheer you up) theres actually several castes of losers even below you. you cant fathom their misery

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

boots with the curse

The whole necropolis was looking at her