he looks like something from a very bad dream

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

i just dont believe the beatles ever recorded or produced any music at all

maybe this is insensitive of me but i find it really funny that the human behavioural response to being sufficiently bored and isolated is to devise increasingly creative ways to harm our bodies and risk our lives just to have something to react to. and no small amount of innovation has been achieved this way. yeah sorry but if you don't give me enough treats and puzzles i'm going to start hurting myself for fun.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices