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Here's the carrd if you wanted to have a look ^-^

Or maybe even just look at the pictures right here:

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amiya-shirou

actually the way society hates both perverts and asexuals is kinda funny. Real "Anyone who thinks about sex more than I do is a porn-addicted degenerate and anyone who thinks about sex less than I do is a loser weirdo or a puritan" energy

earhartsease

"normal" really is just a locally crowdsourced bell curve, huh

halondrus

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

halondrus

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

halondrus

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

halondrus

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

homunculus-argument

"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"

Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.

And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.

Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.

jumpingjacktrash

i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”

me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.

finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!

scattered-to-the-winds

There’s no what

ashfae

"Won't they be confused by all the--" So what if they are? Life is often confusing. That's part of how we learn. Part of the job of an adult is to help confused kids learn and understand things. There's no obligation to protect the kids from the confusing things. Quite the reverse.

In my experience anyone using this BS excuse isn't worried about a child's potential confusion, but their own, which they don't want to admit to having.

indieninja92

theres no squirrels in australia???

marleythegoldfish

Aussie here, I DIDN'T KNOW SQUIRRELS WERE ACTUALLY REAL FOR THE FIRST EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE NO JOKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTHICAL ANIMAL LIKE UNICORNS

alostpan

WHAT??

mariposakitten

Also kids are far less likely to be confused by something the younger they learn about it. Kiddo had queer people in his life and casual references to queerness before he could even talk. It was never confusing for him. It was normal.

galadriel1010

Squirrels were an invasive species to Australia but they never managed to gain a foothold and were eradicated within a few years of their arrival.

maimonideznuts

I remember the Palm Squirrels in Perth... But I think they've been eradicated too.

Also my older sister thought Narwhals were mythical for an embarrassingly long time.

iveeaten3humanorganz

Me (a prince, teary-eyed and very upset): Just… tell me I’m serving cunt right now….

My knight (A war-torn knight who’s watched people die before): You’re.. very cunt m’lord. One could say you… serve.

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kyri45

Ahaha foreshadowing-wait what-

(Next part will be out today on my Ko-Fi!) Excuse them. They’re having a moment This is the most self indulgence thing ever but i love them so much. And i had the idea of the upside down fist bump for so long i had to. Some fluff before the REDACTED.

PILOT - ISSUE #5 - ISSUE #7 (will be on my Ko-Fi today!)

Concept by me and @sam-i-am-27 !

harrowedknight

Art i made for an ask but decided i wanted to do something different for it, still wanted to post this though :P

Showing off after training 💪🏻

bumbleluvsduck

Meows

bronzeplates

YEAAAHHH art style tests, im gettin there

ill also warn yall, the next page will NOT have this art style. i drew that like a week ago so it's a lil old (also its coming out tomorrow so yaaayyy)

zer0caffeine

Fan art for @bronzeplates's Say Grace bloodymary fic, featuring the ending scene of rearranging furniture Chapter 5. With both Grace's POV and Simon's POV. This ended up looking more Ava and Simon focused than bloodymary, haha.

I wanted to capture Simon's warped view of how he was fixated on Ava as if she was a piece of meat, and how he was seeing Grace not as another person but a second part of himself. Hence why Grace is colored red.

Alt versions underneath:

bronzeplates

OUGH the COLORS……

GOD this is so cool

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bronzeplates

ok oooonnneee more doodle dump

milolunde

They’re more important to me that most things

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gardensnakie

eueueu

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

firelise

SINNERS + fathers

It's 'cause of me. My daddy told me. He said the devil was coming on account of my music.

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pocketss

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

trucyisright

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

goldensunset

hi your post reads like a poem to me

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