Couch Potato

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

*whispers* did you know that people whose favourite trope is enemies to lovers are enticed by the idea of showing someone the worst parts of you and still having them love you

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

Honestly aging Tumblr demographic blah blah blah yadda yadda but goddamn I love stories about Adults. I haven't been 15 in a decade I simply cannae care about coming of age stories. In fact I think stories specifically about exploring and understand one's self are significantly more interesting when they're about people in their 30s or 40s or 80s tbh. Love it when protags aren't in fucking high school actually

I’m not an IBS warrior. I’m an IBS queen. On her porcelain throne.

You guys suck this would do numbers on minion meme mom facebook

it's actually kind of crazy how disproportionately good at Posting trump is/was. like 8 of the top 10 funniest tweets ever made are from him, and it doesn't even seem like he particularly tries. he's just like that. natural born Poster forced into the spotlight. of course his presidency was a disaster, it's like electing a racist unironic version of Dril

Trump's NFT announcement video is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it's best to be nice but if I don't like you or we both dislike eachother, then there's no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It's not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.

Have you ever had a job

Youth fascination with technology