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"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

Penis is an ugly word too

Créme de la cock

Thin fuckin ice

Can y'all please stop committing crimes against the french language

Le no

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

@wheezecheese

This has gone beyond "I cannot explain this to my spouse" and is firmly in "Archaeologists of the future will decide this is the point at which a group of people diverged from mainstream humanity and developed a new, indecipherable form of communication."

i hate that inactivity decays things. just stay the same until i get back!!!!!!!!!

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

this is just what it feels like to be on the internet in your late 30s after spending most of your life on it.