one short damn fuse

Yes, your seal is childproof, however, it is also 30 year old adult with carpal tunnel proof as well

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

please invent an even dimmer brightness level i am begging

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about

[ID: Tweet by tripp @ mrshvrif that reads yo why does fruit and veg expire so quickly like give me a chance babe im trying /end ID]

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

God forbid women do anything