one short damn fuse

With Erling Haaland getting adopted by The Internet, I must share the Norwegian Football National Anthem with you all - Vi Kan Kjøpe Hele Sverige om Vi Vil (Translation: We can buy all of Sweden if we want) and yes, Erling Haaland’s name appears in the song.

I also may seem like a poser or bandwagoner because I don’t post about soccer a lot, but I’ve known about Erling Haaland for years now because I’ve also been studying Norwegian independently for years. He is honestly one of the most entertaining players to watch because 1) he doesn’t flop or dive every two seconds, 2) he statistically scores almost every time he has the ball, and 3) he is almost never offsides.

One thing I'll say for USA sports fans is that we love a good underdog, and now that all of the underdogs are out of the world cup it's hard to care about the final outcome.