bottom feeders stan

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

EU ANDO PRECISANDO EL CHISME DE LA CHAPARRÓN @ MUTUALS BRASILEROS

chappell devia ter enfiado a mão na cara dessa garota pelo menos teria feito algo que vale esse circo todo que virou

like the fell for it again award was supposed to be for maga only i'm only asking you to connect two dots here

it's so funny how JLo has always been absolutely irrelevant in latin america as an artist but she still gave us one of the most culturally relevant memes ever not despite being irrelevant but because of

zoning out or imagining things is not dissociation. dissociation is a severe trauma response. fucking stop with this. you were not traumatized by your math homework and dissociating at your desk, you were uninterested and zoned out.

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

i do not see what is so "sexy" about this "croppéd top" that many wear in this age. your vitals are exposéd to the elements. such attire would prove detrimental in a duél. with one fell swoop i could thrust my sword into- why art thou breathing heavier now

my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion