WTF - it doesn't matter

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

in 2026 we're putting a stop to the idea that strength is a "manly" quality. women are strong and fast and determined and they are women. women of all races and sizes excel in sports. their excellence is not manly. their strength is not manly. their success is not manly. "manly" is not a compliment to be bestowed on women who succeed. they are women AND they are strong.

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world