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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

everything everywhere all at once said "nothing matters but be kind anyway" and i havent been able to have a coherent thought since

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle

finally. the source of the gender fluid

I love evil women. Maybe some day I’ll marry one and she’ll kill anyone who’s ever said a bad thing about me. Cute

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

“Sexy Tina, train conductress” sung in impromptu harmony has been stuck in my head all day and night. The latest episode of Game Changer on dropout dot tv knocked my socks off and then folded them up and put them away in my sock bin. Inexplicably amazing 30 minute miniature musical.

Made Amelia watch this episode with me. Everything about it makes me foam at the mouth. What the fuck. What the fuck. Next stop, Palm Springs

Listened to it again for the fifth time as I drove into work today. And it’s like rip Sondheim and sorry Disney but “they said I couldn’t play baseball” is the single greatest bit of lyricism in musical theater and the most powerful start to an I Want song in history

is anyone else like....... exhausted? just way too tired? mentally and physically? and you look at other people your age who seem to be doing fine and you feel so dysfunctional and broken because normal adult tasks and responsibilities just feel way too overwhelming and you can’t cope and

horses made me transgender

Assigned female at barn

Two houses both alike in dignity never establishes the level of dignity they both obtain. This is usually assumed to be high, but could in fact be extremely low. Thus an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet with both houses being rival clown troupes would not be in opposition to the text. In this essay I will

Where’s the essay, OP.