A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.

Decades later, guarded by a forest of roses and thorns, lies a corpse refusing to rot.

I just love that multiple people not only though “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

watching characters try to fight the narrative like i'm a roman senator at the coliseum

Watching the EU fight the Swedish dinner allegations is the closest I'll get to experiencing Eurovision

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

i think the saddest (read: funniest) thing about ben shapiro getting clowned on by mark hamill is the fact that one time ben had said that luke skywalker was his childhood hero....... imagine being such a fucking clown that even your childhood hero dunks on you. i'd wear a paperbag on my head for all eternity after that

Reblogging for the Pinterest addition

I think you mean “reblog for the pinterest subtraction”

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

Best scene in the whole show

im so sorry but why does peter look exactly like the guy from ctrl alt del

Because he has experienced loss