Take Siege

NO FUCKING WAY

im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week

cutietip: wrap your fingers around something before grabbing it. this way it cant slip out of your hand.

Reblogging because I use this tip every time I pick up a ginger ale

hey this addition to my post . this addition to my post it’s pretty grea. not gonna lie. love the bits with the ginger ale. pleaase though . quick question?

SHE FUCKING TRIED TO ABUSE AN I-FRAME TO AVOID GALEEM’S LASER

hey are y’all just straight lying about taz becoming heart-breakingly emotional? cause i’m like 20 episodes in and merle just dirty talked a plant

nevermind i don’t remember what happiness is

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

i love this film elective im taking cuz every time a student tries to bring up cinemasins my professor goes “man shut up” 

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

EXCEPTION: “I, too, long to wear purple suits and excessive makeup on a daily basis”

You know I had to double do it to em

The zendaya is meechee video is singlehandedly oppressing the straights