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Now in the shop!

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

You really do have to have read and watched everything in order to really get even one thing.

please write your erotica with care i cant get off without several hundred words of sociological analysis

my god you people are so boring this isnt about making characters talk about their trauma this is about UNEXAMINED GENDER POLITICS in CROSSDRESSING PORN. for the characters themselves sex should be - and write this down - physically and/or psychologically damaging to all those participating. jesus christ.

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

computah, remove ai from everything

computah, destroy all ai data centers

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny