#zelkham

i js made some buuuuuuullllllllllllllllll 😭🥀

Ayeee what’s popping??? Back at it again with the intense daydreaming:)

I’ll try not to have any repeats from the Specific DreamSMP playlist.!!! Not the DSMP-verse!!

The Idots

My !! Favs!! I hope there’s much more content of them together in the near future. I think it’s just the sheer size of the group, but they remind me of The Lunch Club. I really like their intense high energy.

Don’t Let’s Start - They Might Be Giants

Come Along - Cosmo Shelldrake

Really Cool Wig - Lemon Demon

With A Little Help From My Friends - The Beatles

Riot - Hollywood Undead

Roaring 20’s - Panic! At The Disco

Technoblade And Skeppy

This duo is so underrated. I really like their friendship. I feel like it’s Unstoppable Force (Skeppys desire for mischief and to Cause Problems On Purpose) and Immovable Object (Technoblade in general, but especially the immunity of Skeppys,,,skeppyness) but funny dynamics aside, I feel like they bounce off each other really well. I especially really like when Skeppy says something that catches Technoblade completely off guard and he laughs harder than I’ve ever heard him. I see it when he’s with Tommy as well but Skeppy brings out Technos desire to Cause Problems On Purpose. I’ve been rambling too much but I just really wish they were a more popular duo.

The Stand- Mother Mother

Saint Bernard- Lincoln

Misanthropic Drunken Loner - Days’n’Daze

Dear Fellow Traveler - Sea Wolf

Three-Thrity - AJR

Cigarette Ahegao - Penelope Scott

(Okay,I feel like I need to elaborate on this cause you’re probably thinking “hey um, Eden? What the fuck?” Okay so; When I hear this song I hear Technoblade being cynical and Skeppy chiming in with the “uwu, uh huh, yeah” and “hey incels,just have sex” , especially that last one because the image in my head is Skeppy resting his chin on Technos shoulder and then techno nods and says “duh”. Plus the video game pew pew that make up the background beat gives me their vibes)

Tubbo And Tommy

Their dynamic is so fun !! I hate when people write Tubbo as a sidekick. I also feel uncomfy when people write Tommy unnecessarily mean. He is snarky irl but tubbo does not hesitate to push back when needed. They’re a duo!! Partners in crime!!

Boys Will Be Bugs - Cavetown

Na Na Na - MCR (them in a car together blasting this would be pretty pog)

Back In School - Mother Mother

Angel Eyes And Basketball - Foot Ox

Sleepy Bois Inc

Words cannot describe how much I love this group. The biggest found family feels.

Come Hang Out - AJR

Wolf - First Aid Kit

Gotta Get Up - Harry Nilsson (idek I just get philza energy from it.)

I’m gonna be (500 miles) - The Proclaimers (the idea of them yelling “DADA DA DA “ back and forth makes me happy )

White Winter Hymnal - Fleet Foxes

The Dream Team

All squads have different kinds of chaos and the best way I can describe them is Homie Hurricane. I’m actually genuinely really thankful for their content.

Beachboys - McCaffetery

Banks - Lincoln

This Is Love - Air Traffic Controller (very manhunt vibes)

Kiss With A Fist- Florence + The Machine

The Bidding - Tally Hall

It’s Alright- Mother Mother

Dream And Technoblade

Two nerds who everyone portrays as scary,cold and godly but in reality are lovable dorks that play a block game real good go brrr. Not that I don’t enjoy their intense moments.

Take A Slice - Glass Animals

How Far We’ve Come - Matchbox Twenty

Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic

Disco! In The Panic Room - Bug Hunter

Another One Bites The Dust - Queen

Bad and Skeppy

In case you haven’t seen it, these songs are from the my DSMP playlist because honestly,,, their dynamic is still the same but I added a few new songs because there my faves

Immortals - Fall Out Boy

Work Song- Hozier

Twin Size Mattress- The Front Bottoms

Problems - Mother Mother

One Gold Star- Dodie

The Things We Used To Share - Thomas Sanders (y’know how they always get divorced every other stream)

Lemon Eyes - Meg Myers (ofc minusing the whole yandere aspect of it lol. Before I watched the music video, I thought it was a protective person reassuring someone)

Just The Two Of Us - Grover Washington

She Talks Too Much - Elohim (it's not a playlist without a dose of angst )

a6d like, trying to hold himself back when zelk tries to take advantage of bad when he wanted the emeralds. he tries to get bad to get on a furnace/crafting table. a6d tries to tell bad not to and tries to explain (as well as TapL) and aAAAA

he just, look’s so done and just... gives like, big brother vibes. because he’s trying so hard to keep his cool. that’s when the tnt comes into play. he WARNS zelk too. he warns him if he tries that again, he won’t let it go easy. but zelk continues.

a6d then snags 3 tnt’s and then, books it to zelk’s place. absolutely blowing up his items/chests. 

“I warned you.” - a6d.

okay but the look on a6d FACE. he look’s so ANGRY OR ANNOYED OR SOMETHING BUT MAN THAT MAN ISN’T HAPPY.

no one messes with bbh

Zelk: He might buy a-

*Bad enters the room*

Skeppy: Or he could buy probably 100 packs of mnm's and some muffins...

Bad: I only spent $5,000 tho...

Skeppy: Then where is the other 5k?

*Vurb enters the room*

Okay so, it’s Fae! Au hours

Bad lives in the woods with his dog. It’s a bit far away from the village, and a bit secluded. He’s kind of a medic? Twice a week, he sets up shop in his little stall of the village market and sells plant based medicines. Lavender tea, aloe salve, whatever the hell my grandmother insists turmeric powder can do in bath water, that kind of stuff. The village people think he’s a little odd, but ultimately he’s a kind guy who caters to their injuries. They high key suspect he’s a witch but there’s no magic involved, he’s just hella good with plants.

Bad is lonely though. He lives alone with his doggo. Besides his market stall hours, he doesn’t talk to any other human beings at all. He spends most of his time tending to his garden.

He’s lonely but content with the life he lives for now. He’s calm and complacent.

Until something starts fucking up his garden.

The flowers are trampled, the fruits are eaten,the berries stripped from his bushes. A bite has been taken out of his pumpkin. A whole goddamn bite, skin and all. Who does that??

Decidedly less calm, Bad puts up a fence around the garden to deter any woodland creatures. Maybe they’ve never bothered him before, but hey, the deers may have gotten braver.

It’s a no go. The next morning, something has jumped into the raked pile of leaves and scattered them everywhere. All of his herbs ? Gone.

He digs a ditch all around the fence and fills it up with water. There! If the thing was tunnelling under, there isn’t a chance now. If it was just jumping over the fence, well Bad better pray that it can’t clear both.

Tomorrow comes and there are flowers floating in the water , like a scene from the chapel windows. Shiny ribbons have been threaded through the fence wire, the whole thing is pretty enough that he doesn’t immediately notice the smashed watermelon and by extension, the watermelon juice painting of a dick at the side of the cottage walls.

By then, Bad has come to the conclusion that is a person who’s doing it. At his wits end, he despairs about it to the local blacksmith, Sapnap who’s just like “lmao sounds like fae folk. Put a salt circle around it.”

And he does.

Bad does not anticipate being awoken at 3 a:m by someone furiously knocking at his door. Blearily, he stumbles out of bed draped in two blankets, Rat at his heels, and he pulls the door open, glasses shoved hazardously on his face.

There’s a person on the other side of the door. He’s tall and so very pale. There’s flowers woven into his hair , and he speaks urgently. Bad doesn’t register anything at all, still blinking sleepily. He doesn’t register long pointed ears nor cat-like eyes. He’s vaguely aware he’s being pulled out of the house, and to his garden.

Someone is sitting cross legged on the ground, hands covering their face, while someone stoops behind them, hand on the other person's shoulder. Both of them are shaking with laughter. Someone else comes up to Bad, their hair long and talons on the tips of their fingers. Their entire body seems to be ever shifting, never quite settling on a physique under the moonlight. Also overcome with giggling , they gesture beyond the fence.

A man stands in the middle of Bad’s garden. The absurdity of the situation has woken up Bad quite a bit. He sees shimmering, translucent wings. He sees unnaturally bright blue freckles, almost glowing against otherwise dark skin. He sees the despair and frustration on the man’s face.

“What?” his voice cracks with uncertainty. This is not real, he tells himself. You’re hallucinating and you’re going to wake up tomorrow morning to find a trashed garden with no pretty and strange men in the middle of your herb patch. Bad rubs his eyes, and the fairy stamps his foot.

“Salt circle ?” He cries, “You put a salt circle around it? How am I supposed to get out?”

“How did you get in?” Bad asks. The fairy blushes blue, and shrugs.

“I’ve got no fucking clue. Let me out.”

“Language” he mutters and sweeps his foot across the salt barrier, disconnecting the circle. Immediately, the fairy is up close, looking him up and down. Bad stumbles backwards with a sharp inhale.

“Hello.” He waves nervously, and immediately gets dirt thrown in his face.

Looking back on it, Bad probably should have seen this coming. He shouldn’t have let the fae drag him out of his bed in the middle of the night. He definitely should have kept the salt circle intact. Sue him for poor decisions, but when a fairy throws a little temper tantrum in the middle of your garden, interrogation is not a priority.

And yeah, he was going to ask a few questions but as it turns out, having dirt in your eyes is quite disorienting.

By the time he wipes the soil out of his eyes properly, the fae folk have disappeared into the woods.

Aye, it started out with just a little information post but then the Wattpad fanfic writer jumped out. It just jumped out and I’m so sorry. I haven’t written anything coherent since 2019 so forgive me if it sucks lmao. Uh, asks are open if anybody’s interested, and maybe I’ll get around to writing more ? It was actually surprisingly fun to do, I forgot how much I enjoyed writing . Anyway!