my favorite quotes from the final battle stream (spoilers)
βtubbo is the traitor. no, itβs tubbo. i wrote this, tubboβs the traitor.β - wilbur
βweβve got dream and punz cominβ oh, hello dream.β *proceeds to watch dream murder everyone* - wilbur
βwelcome back, quackity.β βiβm NAKED, techno.β - techno, quackity
βhave some blue. have some more blue.β - wilbur
βblueβs not a drug!β βfine, distributing blueβ - wilbur, techno
βi should be the first in line iβm nakedβ - quackity
βHAHA i fuckinβ won baby get fuckedβ - quackity
βif we say humana humana humana itβll sound funnyβ βhumananhumananhumananhumanahumanahumanaβ - tommy, everyone
βthis is the last chance for the traitor to reveal themselves. who is it?β *wilbur raises his hand* - quackity, wilbur
βi can't believe i won the election! i can't believe i stripped wilbur soot from his power!β - quackity, charging into battle with wilbur soot
*mid battle* βwhere do i turn off clouds?β - niki
βweβve killed karl THREE TIMESβ - wilbur
βso. schlattβs an idiot.β βhow longβd that take you to figure out?β - dream, wilbur
βWOOO we killed an old man with heart problems POG!β - technoblade
βNO WAY THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!β - twitch user fizzymizz after schlatt is dead and tommyinnit is president (little did they know)
βiβll bow to him!β βkarl donβt be weirdβ - karl, technoblade
*in the background* βWOO! anarchy!β βtechno shut upβ - techno, tommy
βiβm really trying the whole metaphor thing here.β - tubbo
βoh, no, there was a traitor :)β - dream
βthey missed their chance. they pulled a fucking georgeβ - tommy
*phil joins* βWHAT THE FUCK?? PHILZA MINECRAFT?β - everyone in tommyβs vc
βLETS GET HIM! TEAM CHAOS!β - dream
βyou know who was the traitor? - tommy, the traitor was wilbur!β - dream
βare we just all gonna ignore that?β - purpled, being ignored
βahAHAHA, YES!β - dream, watching lβmanburg explode
βhe had a saying, phil. it was never meant to be.β - wilbur
βYOU'RE MY SON!β - philza
βGUYS PHILZA JUST GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT!β - fundy
βdo you know what? he fucking lied! he lied! phil itβs technoblade, phil itβs technoblade. phil, itβs technoblade. philβ¦ phil? and he has eight withers ready to go.β - wilbur
βyou want to be a hero tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!β - technoblade
βthis serverβs built on blowing up and burning. how are they surprised?β - wilbur
βtubbo! you are president of a craterβ¦ enjoy.β *ends stream* - wilbur

















