#work events

What we knew: Shelley Hennig had a special 30th birthday party! What we speculated: Since there were some notable absenses from her primary social crew, we assumed it was a work shindig What y’all haters did: Hate What y’all called me: Wrong. What y’all haters said: It wasn’t a work event! They’re the best of friends! They hang out all the time!! O’brosenig 5-evah!! What happened the next day: MTV and TW posted a professionally taken picture from the party on their social media. What happened the next day: Reports that MTV execs attended the party What we know now: MTV/TW clearly held a work event in which they threw Shelley a 30th b-day party (even though they didn’t throw parties for Arden (August 2015) or Holland (October 2016)) and only Dob and Posey appeared from the cast even though there was several other random cast and crew to fill out the guest list. Clearly only being work obligated to be there, Dob appeared to leave early. You guys get on me when I tell you how much trash Shelley is, even when it’s shoved so delicately in our faces.

(*) I say baseball but it was more like a weird venn diagram of frustrated theater kids and kids who were good at playing baseball. So there was baseball, but there was also lots of dancing? and a guy on stilts playing baseball? and at least two of the players were wearing cowboy hats.