Bucky Barnes was the best cop in the New York City area. Hands down. Not just because he had a menacing-looking metal arm that glinted in yellow streetlamps at night when he got guys money laundering or a trade-off of drugs.Â
What they didnât know was that Bucky Barnes was also the goddamned softest nerd. He ate something he cooked for dinner each night, usually something with chicken in it because it was the cheapest option at the grocery store. He listened to old swing music sometimes.Â
And he always came to a coffee shop off of the precinct where there were soft lights, purple accents, and quite a cute barista/manager. His name was Bruce. He had curly hair, light stubble, and big glasses sometimes.Â
Bucky came in every day because Bruce made the best damned iced coffee in the area. The fact that he also knew Bucky by name and had his coffee ready to go was only a bonus. Â
So yeah. Sure. Bucky thought that Bruce was cute. And he basically went to the coffee shop and tipped two dollars every day on a three dollar drink. Because thatâs just nice.Â
Bruce always sees Bucky Barnes every single morning at seven sharp. His shirt is pristine, ironed to a crisp. Hat at a jilted angle, and god Bruce thought heâd never like seeing a man in a uniform. But Bucky was a different sort of man. He was a cute man, and that made a world of a difference. Â
He always put Bruce in a good mood. He would smile, put two dollars neatly folded into the tip jar that Thor had decorated with very intricate paper flowers. âWednesday night shifts are completely dead,â he said with a shrug when asked about it. âBesides, your guy will appreciate the decoration.âÂ
Bucky does. He compliments it. Bruce shoves his glasses up the bridge of his nose and hands him his iced coffee. Val says that if Bruce really wants to up his ante, he can start giving Bucky a free iced coffee, but Bruce thinks that may be a bit too forward.
âYouâre such a nerd,â Val says, bopping Bruce on the nose. âGood thing Iâm around. Iâll get you the date.âÂ
âVal NO!â Bruce yells. âNope, not doing that.âÂ
âOh come on. He comes in with his uniform all neat and his hat at an angle, and he gets you all hot and bothered under the apron. Itâs natural. Just didnât know you had a type. Good thing Thor cut his hair.âÂ
âI could still get Bruce to fall for me with this hair, itâs cool,â Thor brags.Â
âNo you couldnât,â Val said. âYou look stupid.âÂ
âShut up or Iâll take your tips when you forget them because a cute customer flustered you to the point of uselessness.âÂ
âShut up, she was hotter than youâll ever be.âÂ
âAnd yet you didnât get her number. Interesting.âÂ
âBoth of you get to work,â Bruce says. âIâm not staying half an hour late because you forgot to clean out the machines. Letâs go.â Thor and Val grin at each other as they move around the shop, finding work to do and taking orders.Â
Bucky thinks he needs better friends. Sam and Natasha are assholes about it. Steve keeps mentioning it when thereâs no need to do so. Theyâre supposed to be investigating a robbery but no, they just have to mention Bruce every five seconds.Â
âThis is, like, the first crush youâve had since the Cold War,â Natasha teases. âWhatâs his name?âÂ
âWhy not? Afraid Iâll steal his heart?â Sam says. âBecause I could.âÂ
âYour face looks like a sack of bird seed, grainy and only old people buy it. Fuck off.âÂ
âWe just wanna know about the barista at your coffee shop that you refuse to tell anyone about,â Steve says. âAll I know is that his name begins with a âBâ and you like the iced coffee he makes.âÂ
âBarnes, itâs like forty degrees outside.âÂ
âIâm not a weak bitch Wilson, I can handle my ice. Can you?â Sam just laughs and rolls his eyes. Natasha is already on her phone.Â
âBruce Banner?â His shoulders stiffen. Damn him. Natasha crows in delight as she pumps her fist. âKnew it. Looks your type. Soft guy, geeky glasses. Probably makes science puns.âÂ
âIf you try to meet him, I will end you.âÂ
âI wonât. Iâm just going to watch him from a table menacingly until one of the employees asks me to leave.âÂ
âVal will kick your ass. Look her up next.âÂ
â...holy shit. Abort mission.âÂ
Bucky sighs. His friends are...interesting. He hates that theyâre so invested in his love life.Â
Bucky Barnes comes in full dress. He says thereâs a ceremony. âMy squad caught some thief ring,â he says. âNot a big deal as they make it out to be.âÂ
âAwfully fancy dress for not a big deal,â Bruce says. âCongratulations. Iced coffee. On the house. For you. Um. No charge.âÂ
Bruce sometimes hates himself. Mainly because he canât act normally around anyone besides maybe Tony, Thor, or Valkyrie. Sometimes Pepper.Â
Bucky gives him a smile. And Bruce knows itâs all over. Full-blown crush on cute police guy. Heâs going to die.Â
âYou gave him free coffee,â Val says. âThatâs a plus.âÂ
âIâm going to die,â Bruce says. âIâve accepted it. Tell Sharon sheâll have to make the schedules from now on.âÂ
Bucky walks in with his free coffee and a big grin.Â
âI got free coffee.âÂ
âWhere from?â Natasha demands. âWho can I get it from?âÂ
âNot from where I got it.âÂ
âOh my god, Bruce gave you free coffee?âÂ
âFor the event. That weâre all in.â Natasha grins.Â
âLook at you nerds. Trying to interact and shit. Itâs cute.â Bucky shrugs.Â
He accepts the medal. His picture gets in the paper. (Bruce doesnât Buy The Newspaper to Stare at the Picture. That is Stupid and Not Backed Up with Facts.)Â
âI liked the article,â Bruce says softly the next morning. Bucky nods.Â
âThey got my good side in that one,â Bucky says. âBut you know what else Iâd like?âÂ
âHe wants your number!â Thor cuts in. âSorry, I just ruined that. Oops. Oh well. Youâll get over it, because youâre finally getting Policemanâs number.â Bruce sighs and rubs his eyes. Bucky grins as he hands his phone to Bruce.Â
âYou really do want my number?â Bruce asks.Â
âHow else am I gonna talk to you about something other than work or coffee?â Bucky responds with a soft smile. Bruce smiles to himself as soon as he sees him leave the coffee shop, looking down at his phone.Â
Hey, itâs me from...two seconds ago. Iâm wondering if itâs too soon to schedule a date. You free Sunday night?Â
Theyâre both nerds. Bucky cooks chicken for their first âat-home date.â He burns it, curses up a storm, and Bruce laughs so hard he nearly chokes on water. They canât even stop laughing to call for takeout food, so theyâre on the floor laughing.Â
Bucky wakes up every morning to a good morning kiss from Bruce as he heads out the door to open. Bucky greets him in the shop with a kiss on the lips and two dollars in tips.Â