#werewolf ruby

Jaune: …again, we are SO sorry about her!

Pyrrha: *paying fine* She’s usually so well-behaved and friendly!

Animal Control Officer Neptune: Sir, ma’am, this is the second offense. If it happens again, she will have to be kept on a leash while in public.

Yang: Yes, babe?

Blake: Transform back. Right now. (Looks around the bushes) You too, Ruby.

Werewolf!Ruby: Awwwww.... (moves from her half hidden position in the bushes)

Werewolf!Yang: (puts down ripped in half Boar carcass and moves off her perch) But, but, but we can totally win first prize for the best Halloween decorations this year!

Blake: Not at the risk of people finding out you and Ruby are actually werewolves.

Werewolves Yang & Ruby: (huff childishly)

Witch!Blake: (ignites a black and purple flame in her hand) That's what spells and magic are for.

Yang: Great session, guys! Same time next full moon?

Ruby: Actually, I have something going on...

Yang: So, how did you like your first time?

Jaune: Yeah! It was a lot of fun! But I have to admit, I was wondering if there were, uh, any other nighttime rituals werewolves do. Like, uh, mating rituals?

Yang: Rituals, huh? Well... it has been a while since we've done any Magic.

Jaune: Really? I had no idea werewolves were skilled in magics!

Yang: Yeah, that makes sense. Most folks just assume we all play Red/Green Aggro, but I'm really diggin' the new Esper Midrange Control Deck.

Jaune: I see- Wait, what?

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Jaune: O-Oh my god...

Yang: If you don't like your starting hand, we usually give players one free mulligan.