No, I don’t “ship” them, I think they should be quarantined together to protect the rest of humanity

You’ve heard of gay best friends who get confused for a straight couple get ready for the alternative: straight couple that gets confused for gay best friends

Always going insane about ships where it’s okay if they kill you, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s fine, I promise, why do you even have to ask that? it’s okay because it’s you

I’m not saying that Cassie had Annabel kill Malcolm because otherwise they would have had kinky alter sex next to Arthur’s dead body right then and there on the page, but that’s totally why Cassie had Annabel kill Malcolm

Malcolm idealizing Annabel as a concept instead of a person so heavily after her death because while she was alive she was the only one who saw him as a person instead of a thing?

This is a friendly reminder that Malcolm Fade was the one who taught Julian Blackthorn how to tie a necktie.