#malcabel

No, I don’t “ship” them, I think they should be quarantined together to protect the rest of humanity

autistic person x autistic person is the only ship to ever exist actually

You’ve heard of gay best friends who get confused for a straight couple get ready for the alternative: straight couple that gets confused for gay best friends

short(er) girlfriend dragging her tall(er) boyfriend around by his tie, my beloved.

Always going insane about ships where it’s okay if they kill you, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s fine, I promise, why do you even have to ask that? it’s okay because it’s you

I’m not saying that Cassie had Annabel kill Malcolm because otherwise they would have had kinky alter sex next to Arthur’s dead body right then and there on the page, but that’s totally why Cassie had Annabel kill Malcolm