#v anon

— V

you can just call me V :p

i can do that! also i think this is the first time i’ve gotten anything for illi :D

cg!adult illi mcmillin hcs :3

with her and you combined your living space is very unkept, dirty laundry and dishes and other things just strewn about, she’s quite busy so about twice a month she turns cleaning up into a game! she mixes it up too, sometimes you’re pretending to be little fairies cleaning up your cottage in the woods and sometimes it’s a points game, one cup in the dishwasher is a point, doing a load of laundry is 3 points and when you get more than 15 she’ll get you a treat on her way home from work next time :]

sometimes she works from home and she gives you little tasks to do while she looks at her laptop so it doesn’t feel like she’s ignoring you. she’ll ask you to write her a story or draw her a picture or find a book you’d like to read and you can be right by her the whole time. no matter how busy she seems she’s got something for you to do too.

she prepares little snacks for you to have throughout the week! she’s not super organized but she’ll make sure there’s fruit cut up for you and cheese sticks and trail mix and stuff (she also takes some to work so it’s a win win!) she leaves you notes with little drawings on them with the snacks too

she likes to watch animated movies with you but weird ones. stop motion stuff like paranorman and box trolls or like animated movies from europe like jack and the cuckoo clock heart.

she checks up on you throughout the day, making sure you’re up at a decent time and you eat lunch and stuff. occasionally she encourages you to go on adventures all by yourself like to a museum or to go see a movie and tell her what you got up to when she gets back from work :]

Happy easter

-> V

-V

Just how desperate do you need to be? I also have a feeling that said anon is watching thenlive feed of LL at Glasto rather than her being there. Because yes, it's streaming live. Which makes this anon's lies even more ridiculous. But Patty has never been known to fact check her anons when they say what she wants to hear. Who knows, maybe Sophie is backstage. It wouldn't surprise me. Prepare yourself for some epic butthurt.

EDIT: Sophie was there. So yeah, prepare for some truly epic butthurt.

-V anon

Well, that is what we're here for, isn't it? :)

and man, do I have some cool ideas I wanna do, if it was evident the last post I made about it (not the asks btw). I mean, if anyone wants to make a series rn, Saturdays are free y'know

i’m not gonna lie, i’ve gotten off at least twice from all the content from the last few days. is that crazy to admit, oh my god.

as a service top myself i am driven absolutely insane with the greed of it all, i’m getting dizzy

v anon

no this is great and not crazy at all, i love this gay confession. everyone who's getting hot and bothered by it all should be getting off on it too 🥰 the greed is fucking delicious.

-v

Me holding up this ask:

AHHHH!! I’m so grateful for all the monster!twst appreciation!! It makes me feel so bad for not adding anything new to the au for like 2 months now (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞. But still, thank you for spending valuable time consuming my content <3

I’m happy the way I wrote was able to live up to your expectations! Even my silly blurbs and doodles!! I love writing all the beasts in their moments of cluster, but I love writing their more possessive monster nature even more >:D. It’s my favorite thing to when a character and Reader are having a sweet tender moment, showcasing the possibility of normal love between a monster and human, only to prove that false hope wrong when their beastly characteristics come out and ruin the mood <33. It’s both scary and heartbreaking like, nooo you could’ve been an awesome sauce bf but now you’re just a douchey bf >:/ (who’s also a murdery but details details.)