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Greetings, my dear fellows! The name's Ink, your local bi goober who is a sucker for found family and complex characters ^^ (...and also goop!4 but yall already know that.)
SMG4 Tumblr’s local rambler // theorist and titled co-CEO of the Goop!4 theory // Writer of the SMG4: Episode Concepts fic series [Masterpost] // Formerly reporter of SMG4 Tumblr News
I grew up watching SMG4 since 2014. While I am a fandom artist in my main account, this blog is only for my SMG4 theories and related stuff. Sorry, no art requests.
Usually neutral/positive to most characters and ships but I do love SMG34, Megari, and Gunshow/Hitshow (and I will talk about them a lot)!
bilingual in both English and Spanish
will refer he/she Puzzles (headcanon), also Mario and Meggy as found family (shippers DNI)
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Idk if you’ve been asked but what do you think the Puzzles and WPNZ reunion will look like/how do you want it to go?
no one has asked me yet, but I'll gladly brainstorm with yall
bc we had the two trailers ending in a cliffhanger and the two paralleled, it's only fair that the third time has to be their reunion. I've seen a couple of ideas that went along with this, which is great, but how about I add one more thing: the bullet (yall knew I was gonna bring it up)
the bullet is literally the symbol of their relationship, in whatever way you see it, and they had this back-and-forth passing a few times now. it's gotta be in the show, and it could work well if the bullet reveal and the reunion happened at the same time.
SOOO, for what I imagine for their reunion, Puzzles makes another "pass" by accidentally dropping it. Either due to a fight scene or while he's thinking about his past or somehow entirely, the bullet bounces and rolls on the ground. Until it hits a familiar pair of cannon feet. Only seeing Puzzles reaction from worried to surprised to relief as the bullet gets picked up. Throw in a "Boxhead" and roll the credits.
And obviously, you gotta have the usual banter we're familiar with, have a pass back from WPNZ to Puzzles, and maybe perhaps a hug (for me specifically), but this is it. That's how I want it to start.
I mean, c'mon it's literally what I loved about it when I made this gif. words aren't enough what needs to be said and yet all was said right then and there :')
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personally I’m partial to Puzzl3 because of all the parallels Puzzles has with 4. And I like the idea of SMG3 having a type, yknow? His type is sensitive and dramatic perfectionist goofballs who are incredibly oblivious and content-brained
Also I feel like Meggy and Saiko should be more of a thing as a ship. They had a fun dynamic in the early days and just sorta slowly stopped interacting much.
I mean, I wouldn't say "like" but I am acceptable when it comes to a percentage of ships, "I can see the appeal and I think it'd be interesting to explore their dynamic :)" like these two you mentioned. So I really can't say. ofc I do ship but it really turns the gears in my mind for the character exploration side. How they would interact, would it change if they were from a certain part of the timeline. idk that is fun for me, at least
Honestly, it's also kinda hard what's considered a rarepair, the lines in between are kinda blurry, considering that its definition would have to be applied for all platforms.
Sharing this beautiful piece of audio that I got from Gianni a little while back of Mr. WPNZ at the airport <3 I was laughing my ass off listening to it. If anyone decides to use it for anything, PLEASE tag me!
Transcript below the cut:
"God, I fucking hate airports. Their security is always such a pain! Everyone here is- THAT'S MY FUCKING ARM, ASSHOLE! I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE IT WITH YOU?! I NEED THAT! NO, HEY, THAT'S- DUDE! THAT'S MY LEG! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR DAMN METAL DETECTOR HAS A PROBLEM WITH ROBOTS! I- OF COURSE IT'S GONNA GO OFF?! I'M MADE OF METAL!"
"SHAKESPEARE, WOULD YOU QUIT LAUGHING AND HELP ME GET MY LIMBS BACK, YOU ASSHOLE?!"
"… Not a word, Boxhead. Not. A single. Word. If you LEAVE MY FUCKIN' HEAD HERE, I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THAT DAMN ARM YOU'RE CARRYING!"
"God, they're SO sensitive! I mean the safety was on for most of my guns! ...... I think. Wait. Do I have a safety? Ahhhh, fuck it!"
"'I'm gonna blow up the airport! I'm gonna blow up the airport-' hey, where's my belt?"
No, no, I didn't keep this look. Gave her the upgrade as any reasonable mii god would do
I might fix the color in her secondary hair shine thingy, but I am very happy with how 7 looks! (That's her name btw, since one of her dads is no longer a meme guardian she doesn't really have the cool title that others may share)
Also I had this humanize-inator lying around and I maaaaay or may not have blasted these two with it
OH ALSO! "Minor Holiday" is surprisingly Dreamloop coded and that is totally not hinting at anythingIMUSTGONOW- *pop*
THE BABY,,, omg 7 looks adorable (and naturally, had to be named "7" *wheeze*)
anyway OMG DESTI AND AXOL!! they turned out so good, also their personalities fit them very well
also HEY WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? /silly
do you think 4 will be like… brought up and reflected upon in cav? We never really got a moment of Puzzles and SMG4 realizing how similar they are, and I’d love to see Puzzles finally think about that, even if SMG4 himself probably won’t be present.
A biiiig part of Puzzles’ appeal is how good of a foil he is to 4 and cav completely removes him from that context it’ll be a little disappointing. Idk
I feel like they could, I mean they explained who Puzzles was in the announcement, but not explicit. Probably a little jab of "that meme-obsessed youtuber", kinda a continuation of "that nitpicky little perfectionist" from GNP. Sorta like in Sunset Paradise where Meggy doesn't name-drop anyone but does infer to them, "I got this friend" and etc.
BUT, if I could propose an idea, it'd be funny if they ever name-drop anyone from the OG, something always interrupts/covers it from hearing it completely. like "oh yeah remember *airblower noises intervenes*"
anyway I don't expect it to be in the first few episodes, that's more for the worldbuilding and such, so maybe later on in the series. I kinda need to see how it goes first before I say anything else
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Y’know with how prominent Meggy was in a lotta thr Mr Puzzles stuff, and how Meggy never lost the influence of originally being a Splatoon oc despite everyone else being totally divorced from the original source material, it’s occurring to me that there was potential in that. Because people are CONSTANTLY getting brainwashed in Splatoon.
I dunno. My younger sister’s sheer excitement over Raiders got me back into Splatoon and I’m thinking about Callie and the fact that she lost what was functionally a popularity contest and then went and got brainwashed about it. And hmm. That’s a little familiar.
🤔 hmm, is it all connected? /silly
but really, I think that's one of the things I admire about Meggy. She went through many changes, and one time struggled with her identity for a bit (which is something we all go through eventually). Even all that, she is confident of who she is and where she came from, found a sense of belonging with friends. Plus, that serves as a narrative foil to her antagonists, it makes things more interesting
ALSO considering Sunset Paradise, yeah I still adore her character
alright, here's everything I picked up from cav trailer 2
Guess who’s back to theorize once again for theory thrusday?
“But you never left the pillowfort” For dramatic effect, chat
Since the release of the second trailer, I spent days going frame-by-frame (y’know the usual) and gathered all my findings here. I’ll be going over details we might’ve missed, and a bit of my own speculation.
Now, without further ado…
Let’s start from the beginning. There’s actually a couple of details shown within the first 10 seconds:
If you happen to catch it in the captions, there was distant gunfire when the zams logo pops up -> which could explain the teaser where the casings are off to the side
tv’s and candles were set up first before the mural for the shrine, having prepared getting these items ahead of time
if you look through the window, it’s a clear starry night → (perhaps) a parallel to the night of the break-out in GNP, the trailer released on the anniversary
numerous bullet casings that bounce from the wall (which I love that dedication btw) are very different from the typical ones WPNZ had in SMG4. I like to think his gun would switch caliber depending on the situation.
what WPNZ first done to the wall is nothing how it turns out at the end, he just shooting. not a big deal tbh, I found that pretty funny.
With Puzzles in the Rift
A short section to cover, but this flashback obviously takes place after the Rift closes from the SMG4 world and before the duo gets separated.
also yes Puzzles saying “Don’t let go” and then they immediately got split up, but you get to really see in slowmo his face realizing that they won’t be able to which is heartbreaking
I might as well talk about it here, but the fact that WPNZ is getting flashbacks and what he presumed was the last thing he heard of Puzzles say, “Don’t let go! No! WPNZ!” -> this definitely haunted him for years
The Corkboard
Ah yes, this is exactly what many of yall were waiting for. And before I dissect it, a couple frames before this shot, you can see the same warehouse windows, so it could mean that WPNZ has been using this for years as a hideout and for his investigation/search. Got that? Good bc for this one, I’m gonna focus on the pushpin colors bc they’re relevant (I'll try the best I can to add edits of the screenshot)
red pins + string — connecting cutouts of news articles, a front story of the newspaper “Another Planet Destroyed?”, bird’s-eye view of map, photos of planets, a note that says “Where Am I?”, and a fingerprint strip (but let me be clear, one of the red pins IS NOT connected to the suspect list; it’s on some articles beside it) → I’ll try the best I can to go through these
articles: While we can’t read what those articles say (except of that headline), it can still be helpful for us. And, folks, here's where I come in. That's right, I’ve previously worked in the production and journalism field irl, so I can tell you exactly what these excerpts could imply based on official code. The strip articles, or column stories as we say, are usually reserved for smaller stories or continuous updates of a previous issue. Examples include movie reviews, a commercial boom of a store, or an on-going criminal investigation. It usually isn't of a big event that the press is invited to cover, likely local, fit around 250 words each (or depending on the paper size of the newspaper). So it would make sense for WPNZ to keep these if he's trying to figure out where he and Puzzles ended up, every details matters.
front story: the fact that the headline goes “Another Planet Destroyed?” implies that (1) a local planet is destroyed and (2) this happened before, the wording says that this may be the second or third occurrence. Now, this may be an older issue therefore old news, but at the time, this might be the second planet of the system gone. Considering the impact direction in the photo, it has to be caused by an external factor, not internal. Perhaps it could be something to do with that structure of the Evil Organization(tm)??
fingerprint ID strip: this is one of the most peculiar items for me bc none of the characters that we know of in cav have 5 fingers. Both Puzzles and WPNZ have 4, Bone Drone has 3. So, this gotta be a new character that we don’t know of, and somehow connected to Puzzles according to WPNZ. And before anyone says anything, the strip is not connected to the suspects so it doesn’t necessary mean it could belong to one of them. It could be related to the column article that’s behind it. But it’s also a fact these kind of strips are used for two main reasons, federal security/police protocol and funeral homes. Either way, unless WPNZ already got involved in this universe’s black market, how the hell did he get this?
the map: A bird’s eye view of a street, two circles labeled as “A” for small buildings and “B” for a particular section of a big building → we don’t have much info to get from the map itself, it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the location for Puzzles or WPNZ (otherwise there would’ve been an indication). BUT using the context/items around it, it could imply that this street and the info from the article cutouts surrounding it is of the blue planet.
the picture of Puzzles: it looks like to be cut out from a big flyer or newspaper → it could imply two things for the series, (1) they’re on the same planet but separated by location OR (2) there’s intergalactic press and communication
planets: There are (so far) 3 confirmed planets that WPNZ discovered in his search and sorta made sections on the board—a yellow planet with 1 satellite (top left section), a blue ring planet that’s broken but still seems to still obtain life (bottom left section), and a gray ring planet with 2 satellite (bottom right section). Naturally, being thrown from the rift to some unknown place and as a hitman, WPNZ had to investigate where he is. And for the press to mention these planets at all, they have to be important for society in some way. (as for the grey planet connecting to the Destroyed Planet story, I’ll get to that)
blue pins — connecting the photo of Puzzles and the “how long can I look?” → it could be as (1) an implication aka “how long can I look for him?”, and (2) an indication since WPNZ’s iconic colors are blue, yellow, and grays so this is meant to say that Puzzles is one of his top priorities of the search. It’s personal for him.
yellow pin — only on the the grayish-planet → while this is part of the red string, its pin is yellow. So it could mean that this gray planet is different of the other planets but it’s still connected to the destruction story, “where I am” note, and the overall picture. It could mean one of two things: (1) this planet in the picture is what it looked like before it got destroyed OR (2) in reverse, he (and maybe Puzzles) are on the same planet. Either option, WPNZ may take this as concerning; if multiple planets have been destroyed, who’s to say that pattern wouldn’t continue? He’s on a time-crunch for his search. And if you’ve been following the blue pins theory, then you can take this as WPNZ’s second priority.
green pin — only on the broadcasting tower → this one may be the tricky because theirs no red string connecting any other item. the first thought I’ve seen people have is that Puzzles and WPNZ may able to use broadcasting to their advantage, either to communicate or possibly travel. I mean they are robots, and it makes sense if you’re following the blue+yellow color theory. But I’d like to add my own thought bc of one thing, the green sticky notes. The board does have sticky-notes but there are two green ones that are the same, one on the destroyed-planet story and one on the small section about the yellow planet, with question marks. I think that WPNZ has been a bit of theorizing on his own, wondering if this broadcasting signal had something to do with these planets. Is it a broadcast for a message, or is it really a broadcasting to execute? First step of power is to control the communication… hmm….
suspects — A section dedicated of 4 suspects, not connected by the red string or used colors of the pins before but apparently part of WPNZ’s investigation. Now the suspects doesn’t necessarily mean they are involved with the broadcasting or the planets destruction or even connected to Puzzles, I mean it could be, but it could also mean that they have information that WPNZ needs. The fact that these are silhouettes could be that these could be potential characters in the order they’re numbered, they seem to have a reputation too with the articles attached behind their photos. (ngl #4 reminded me of Toomp for some reason, I do miss him)
for the sake of convenience, I color-coded the screenshot so we can refer back to it
...Eh, it's messy but we'll make it work. Would this corkboard even be relevant in cav? *shrugs* who knows, but it is funny to imagine WPNZ stopping by an office supplies store just to make this lmao
The Shrine
Can we talk about the shrine? Let’s talk about the shrines:
a neat detail of WPNZ misspelling Puzzles’ name as “Puzzlez”, and the smoke effect after he made the mural
WPNZ playing “taps” with his chainsaw was legit hilarious
as said before, WPNZ must’ve prepared the items ahead of time. He didn’t just make that mural, he actually went out of this way to get the stuff. and most importantly, there was a chance that he first gathered the TV’s for a different purpose. Back in the GNP arc, before the breakout, WPNZ interacted Puzzles with different TV models and no matter the case, Puzzles figured out how to transmit himself to them. I do think WPNZ gathered all these TV’s, believing that Puzzles would be looking for him as much as he is to Puzzles. Hoping that one day, Puzzles would find him somehow (which I will get that in a second). WPNZ knew how capable Puzzles was.
I’ve pointed this before but the parallels both Puzzles and WPNZ have set up their shrines and how they interact with them is SO GOOD. But if we’re gonna talk about parallels here, I gotta talk about Puzzles:
his shrine for WPNZ is small. Just a picture frame (no idea where he would get a photo) and some candles, set on a table. It feels a lot more intimate, personal and simple.
And yet, compared to WPNZ’s shrine for him, it’s set to the side and in the dark despite the candles. Before anyone says anything, it’s not that Puzzles easily moved on from WPNZ, or that he didn’t care. Here’s the thing, Puzzles has been struggling with perfection for a long time and yall know how isolation could really push his mind into a spiral, right after his sacrifice too. Without WPNZ there to ground him or be even around, Puzzles is going to fall back into his thoughts. For YEARS with this fog in his mind, this shrine mixed in the mess of thoughts.
Until, the TV glowed. Maybe he thought back in WOTFI ‘25 with the au WPNZ. They don’t know about the future, but it all depends how it turns out from Puzzles takes it, what he does. So Puzzles may take that as a sign.
(ALSO while the room is kinda dark, Puzzles is in a blue hue. hmm, food for thought)
And now, back to WPNZ:
if you know WPNZ’s character, then y’know that he’s reckless, devoted, clever. But overall, a pretty simple guy. Now, you’d think the shrine he’d make would be simple too, right? But he really did go all out. Full-on memorial, a salute, and everything. Quite ceremonious, but only bc he thought it might be something Puzzles (the “I love a good drama” guy himself) would like.
And in comparison, the shrine is right out in the open of this warehouse, bright from both the candles and even the moonlight. (if we bring it back to Puzzles, WPNZ is fully in golden light.) Hell, he even got emotional/out of breath from the flashbacks with his last moment with Puzzles, making this. WPNZ would usually reserve the great gestures for the people he cared about, Karen and Puzzles, but this was one of the big ones. I might even think he thought that if Puzzles did happen to find this warehouse somehow, that he’d know WPNZ didn’t forget about him.
It’s not just about the shrines tho…
Speaking of Karen, so y’know how WPNZ had that corkboard? Well, it did feel awfully familiar and I stand corrected: it was the same dedication that WPNZ had in finding Karen and the kids, spending years just as he is with Puzzles. Well, actually, “was” bc there’s one big difference: he set up this memorial as a good-bye. Back in SOTC, WPNZ kept pushing to be back with Karen, be part of a family again. More so wanting to be back in the good old days with his old partner, this ideal. But then he realized that he was the one in the wrong, and that they moved on without him. As much as it hurted, as he said, he did the same and was still kicking. Even giving Karen piece of mind that she really is a good mother to their kids, admitting that his mistake back in SOTC.
So with Puzzles, ofc WPNZ is going to end of the planet to find Puzzles since the rift. Besides, Puzzles also did everything he could to correct his wrongs back in WOTFI 2025, finding him. One of the people who got to see him more than just a walking weapon. WPNZ had to try. But years have passed, and who knows how much has changed? If Puzzles is dead, either from the rift or was in a planet that got destroyed, the harder the pain is gonna be. But if he keeps pushing and Puzzles has moved on, he might sour another relationship. It’s a lose-lose situation for him, all while he can't lose another person again not after everything.
That’s where his lines come in to play, “Fly high, Shakespeare. I hope you’re out there somewhere.” WPNZ really did change, did redeem himself. He held their relationship dearly, his expression mixed with somber and admiration, and only wished for Puzzles to be safe. Then, WPNZ went back to being his purpose as hitman, what he was literally built to be.
…well except, that good-bye didn’t last long, did it?
Broadcasting
In that moment when WPNZ had his back turned and and a screen turned on pink, it reminded me so much of the end of SOTC. In SOTC, WPNZ feels defeated after a fight in the warehouse, in the rain and pink lighting, until the screen in front of him turned on to static before Puzzles revealing himself to him. Same thing here, WPNZ feeling defeated after his failed search for Puzzles while he’s staying in a warehouse when a screen turned on to static. I’m sure he thought that it was Puzzles for a second there.
Well, it technically wasn’t, instead it was the logo for the suspected villain organization involved in this series. Back in this corkboard, he connected broadcast signals to Puzzles, whether it’s bc of Puzzles’ powers or involved what’s happening to them. Whatever the case to him, whoever is broadcasting this could have information and that could also lead to Puzzles. That is a sign for him.
btw a small note, the fact that the organization’s logo seen built on Bone Drone’s model and the structure spotted outside the warehouse, so all of those are connected
also the fact that the logo’s trademarked. Hell, not even Puzzles’s logo is trademarked, so y’know these guys are the real deal here lol
The List
As it turned out, the list of names that WPNZ had included some of the zam team that's working on cav, which I thought was a fun lil’ thing to add. Tried the best I can to connect to their correct names:
Jani Matra Gran-no → Gianni Matragrano (insert spiderman meme with WPNZ’ VA + WPNZ)
Zubrina Twyluh → Sabrina Twyla
N. KolisKortez → X
Zakri Pressyada → Zachary Preciado
Mygul Covatz → Michael Kovach (well duh, this one was obvious)
King of Oragam-3 → X
Mr. Appvoed → X
Super Bot → X
Baron Blackstar → X
Alex Ulrick → Alexander Ulrick (WPNZ actually spelled that right lmao)
Blob Emperor Goozar → X
Duke of Black Holes → X
Couldn’t get everyone, just found these through socials and discord, but you get the point. Bonus note: WPNZ really improved on his handwriting from that note for Karen, honestly good for him
Pilot Date
so having October 31st seems like a no-brainer, right? Villains, Bone Drone, whatever the hell that giant structure is outside the warehouse. Quite fitting for Halloween honestly.
BUT if it happened to be connected to Puzzles somehow, it’s had to be the SMG4 WOTFI’s where Puzzles was a main antagonist for several of those and arcs in general. Closest I was able to get was the 2023 one (aka the casino one) where Puzzles had his first physical appearance, 29th of October
(Probably) Unrelated Details But Gonna Say It Anyway
according to the moon (yes, the fuckin moon), the shrine is in the south end of the warehouse, making the structure east, and the time is early evening. Which also means that the planet WPNZ is on has at least one moon. ...listen I'm a space lover—
the warehouse is obviously fictional but I was able to narrow it down to actually be a small industrial production workshop or warehouse bay, based on the pillars and other interior details. According to city infrastructure, these kind of warehouse would typically be built in the industrial district and near big transportation areas (highways, bay ports, etc.). Now, I won’t do deeper than that but I did find it interesting for WPNZ to choose this building to be his hideout, as mentioned above. It’s obviously abandoned, any building left behind is fitting enough, but the windows does come with some advantages. I’ve compared the height of the brick border to WPNZ, in which they’re pretty much the same height and WPNZ is pretty tall ngl. SO anyone from the outside wouldn’t be able to peak/break in as easily without the effort, while WPNZ would have the advantage of surveillance and escape points. Plus, with the single roll-up door on the front, WPNZ wouldn’t have to worry so much of anyone ambushing him. He is reckless, yes, but he is clever which I gotta credit him for.
for some reason, Bone Drone sounds like it came from a videogame enemy like Goombas from Mario (and I'm not the first to say it), so maybe Bone Drone could originally be a minion of sorts. His character design also kinda supports that. Just spitballing here.
thinking about the bullet, ofc, but also toomp gear.... 🤔
And well, I think that’s what I got from my analysis; maybe I’ll add on to this if I think there's more. Either way, I’m very excited about cav and you bet I’m gonna continue theorizing and talk about my OC!! Hope we get to see our duo reunite soon
P.S. if anyone from the cav team is seeing this, uh. Hi! Pretty sure I got nothing right in this but hey, it’s just a theory :)
So! More Tomotalk but its mostly just me realizing why 4 must be REALLY rushing into things... and your wondering why I said that huh? Well, of course they became sweethearts and got married, but for SOME REASON! the questions that transitioned them from the latter to the former ONLY HAPPENED AFTER 3 DAYS! And then I decided "ok, for once, I'm gonna face the one thing I'm usually horrible at without a calculator. MATH."
And I unfortunately (probably) don't have photographic evidence of how long they were crushing on eachother for before 3 asked 4 out, but from the dates I gathered, it was 17 days.
But back to the fact that 4 is completely rushing things so fast I feel like he's been holding off WAY too much for that long which was the point of me saying all that...
Their having a kid.
OH OH AND ALSO I FORGOT TO TELL YOU I MADE MEGGY AND MELONYYY!!!
And cuz this is dreamloop, there will be Desti and Axol... and maybe Puzzles and WPNZ
In other news, Memorial's Janice and Enoch are still sorta going strong! I'm a bit worried they'll call it off at some point, but it's a fear I share with literally any of the couples on all my islands, it's a case of the "ya never know"s
sweethearts to married within a few days, then a kid -> dude, THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO!! it's insane, tho also somehow very much like 4 ngl (*grabs him by the shoulders* ik you're a hopeless romantic but you gotta stop /silly)
anyway, moving on, THE GIRLIES <3 they look so good, I really wanna try having my Meggy-mii in a ponytail too. also DESTI AND AXOL, I really wanna see your version when you get to them
all the couples are always "ya never know" bc literally it could be tomorrow and their status drops to "making it work" or smth, like WHAT HAPPENED?! at least janice and enoch are doing well :)
alright, here's everything I picked up from cav trailer 2
Guess who’s back to theorize once again for theory thrusday?
“But you never left the pillowfort” For dramatic effect, chat
Since the release of the second trailer, I spent days going frame-by-frame (y’know the usual) and gathered all my findings here. I’ll be going over details we might’ve missed, and a bit of my own speculation.
Now, without further ado…
Let’s start from the beginning. There’s actually a couple of details shown within the first 10 seconds:
If you happen to catch it in the captions, there was distant gunfire when the zams logo pops up -> which could explain the teaser where the casings are off to the side
tv’s and candles were set up first before the mural for the shrine, having prepared getting these items ahead of time
if you look through the window, it’s a clear starry night → (perhaps) a parallel to the night of the break-out in GNP, the trailer released on the anniversary
numerous bullet casings that bounce from the wall (which I love that dedication btw) are very different from the typical ones WPNZ had in SMG4. I like to think his gun would switch caliber depending on the situation.
what WPNZ first done to the wall is nothing how it turns out at the end, he just shooting. not a big deal tbh, I found that pretty funny.
With Puzzles in the Rift
A short section to cover, but this flashback obviously takes place after the Rift closes from the SMG4 world and before the duo gets separated.
also yes Puzzles saying “Don’t let go” and then they immediately got split up, but you get to really see in slowmo his face realizing that they won’t be able to which is heartbreaking
I might as well talk about it here, but the fact that WPNZ is getting flashbacks and what he presumed was the last thing he heard of Puzzles say, “Don’t let go! No! WPNZ!” -> this definitely haunted him for years
The Corkboard
Ah yes, this is exactly what many of yall were waiting for. And before I dissect it, a couple frames before this shot, you can see the same warehouse windows, so it could mean that WPNZ has been using this for years as a hideout and for his investigation/search. Got that? Good bc for this one, I’m gonna focus on the pushpin colors bc they’re relevant (I'll try the best I can to add edits of the screenshot)
red pins + string — connecting cutouts of news articles, a front story of the newspaper “Another Planet Destroyed?”, bird’s-eye view of map, photos of planets, a note that says “Where Am I?”, and a fingerprint strip (but let me be clear, one of the red pins IS NOT connected to the suspect list; it’s on some articles beside it) → I’ll try the best I can to go through these
articles: While we can’t read what those articles say (except of that headline), it can still be helpful for us. And, folks, here's where I come in. That's right, I’ve previously worked in the production and journalism field irl, so I can tell you exactly what these excerpts could imply based on official code. The strip articles, or column stories as we say, are usually reserved for smaller stories or continuous updates of a previous issue. Examples include movie reviews, a commercial boom of a store, or an on-going criminal investigation. It usually isn't of a big event that the press is invited to cover, likely local, fit around 250 words each (or depending on the paper size of the newspaper). So it would make sense for WPNZ to keep these if he's trying to figure out where he and Puzzles ended up, every details matters.
front story: the fact that the headline goes “Another Planet Destroyed?” implies that (1) a local planet is destroyed and (2) this happened before, the wording says that this may be the second or third occurrence. Now, this may be an older issue therefore old news, but at the time, this might be the second planet of the system gone. Considering the impact direction in the photo, it has to be caused by an external factor, not internal. Perhaps it could be something to do with that structure of the Evil Organization(tm)??
fingerprint ID strip: this is one of the most peculiar items for me bc none of the characters that we know of in cav have 5 fingers. Both Puzzles and WPNZ have 4, Bone Drone has 3. So, this gotta be a new character that we don’t know of, and somehow connected to Puzzles according to WPNZ. And before anyone says anything, the strip is not connected to the suspects so it doesn’t necessary mean it could belong to one of them. It could be related to the column article that’s behind it. But it’s also a fact these kind of strips are used for two main reasons, federal security/police protocol and funeral homes. Either way, unless WPNZ already got involved in this universe’s black market, how the hell did he get this?
the map: A bird’s eye view of a street, two circles labeled as “A” for small buildings and “B” for a particular section of a big building → we don’t have much info to get from the map itself, it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the location for Puzzles or WPNZ (otherwise there would’ve been an indication). BUT using the context/items around it, it could imply that this street and the info from the article cutouts surrounding it is of the blue planet.
the picture of Puzzles: it looks like to be cut out from a big flyer or newspaper → it could imply two things for the series, (1) they’re on the same planet but separated by location OR (2) there’s intergalactic press and communication
planets: There are (so far) 3 confirmed planets that WPNZ discovered in his search and sorta made sections on the board—a yellow planet with 1 satellite (top left section), a blue ring planet that’s broken but still seems to still obtain life (bottom left section), and a gray ring planet with 2 satellite (bottom right section). Naturally, being thrown from the rift to some unknown place and as a hitman, WPNZ had to investigate where he is. And for the press to mention these planets at all, they have to be important for society in some way. (as for the grey planet connecting to the Destroyed Planet story, I’ll get to that)
blue pins — connecting the photo of Puzzles and the “how long can I look?” → it could be as (1) an implication aka “how long can I look for him?”, and (2) an indication since WPNZ’s iconic colors are blue, yellow, and grays so this is meant to say that Puzzles is one of his top priorities of the search. It’s personal for him.
yellow pin — only on the the grayish-planet → while this is part of the red string, its pin is yellow. So it could mean that this gray planet is different of the other planets but it’s still connected to the destruction story, “where I am” note, and the overall picture. It could mean one of two things: (1) this planet in the picture is what it looked like before it got destroyed OR (2) in reverse, he (and maybe Puzzles) are on the same planet. Either option, WPNZ may take this as concerning; if multiple planets have been destroyed, who’s to say that pattern wouldn’t continue? He’s on a time-crunch for his search. And if you’ve been following the blue pins theory, then you can take this as WPNZ’s second priority.
green pin — only on the broadcasting tower → this one may be the tricky because theirs no red string connecting any other item. the first thought I’ve seen people have is that Puzzles and WPNZ may able to use broadcasting to their advantage, either to communicate or possibly travel. I mean they are robots, and it makes sense if you’re following the blue+yellow color theory. But I’d like to add my own thought bc of one thing, the green sticky notes. The board does have sticky-notes but there are two green ones that are the same, one on the destroyed-planet story and one on the small section about the yellow planet, with question marks. I think that WPNZ has been a bit of theorizing on his own, wondering if this broadcasting signal had something to do with these planets. Is it a broadcast for a message, or is it really a broadcasting to execute? First step of power is to control the communication… hmm….
suspects — A section dedicated of 4 suspects, not connected by the red string or used colors of the pins before but apparently part of WPNZ’s investigation. Now the suspects doesn’t necessarily mean they are involved with the broadcasting or the planets destruction or even connected to Puzzles, I mean it could be, but it could also mean that they have information that WPNZ needs. The fact that these are silhouettes could be that these could be potential characters in the order they’re numbered, they seem to have a reputation too with the articles attached behind their photos. (ngl #4 reminded me of Toomp for some reason, I do miss him)
for the sake of convenience, I color-coded the screenshot so we can refer back to it
...Eh, it's messy but we'll make it work. Would this corkboard even be relevant in cav? *shrugs* who knows, but it is funny to imagine WPNZ stopping by an office supplies store just to make this lmao
The Shrine
Can we talk about the shrine? Let’s talk about the shrines:
a neat detail of WPNZ misspelling Puzzles’ name as “Puzzlez”, and the smoke effect after he made the mural
WPNZ playing “taps” with his chainsaw was legit hilarious
as said before, WPNZ must’ve prepared the items ahead of time. He didn’t just make that mural, he actually went out of this way to get the stuff. and most importantly, there was a chance that he first gathered the TV’s for a different purpose. Back in the GNP arc, before the breakout, WPNZ interacted Puzzles with different TV models and no matter the case, Puzzles figured out how to transmit himself to them. I do think WPNZ gathered all these TV’s, believing that Puzzles would be looking for him as much as he is to Puzzles. Hoping that one day, Puzzles would find him somehow (which I will get that in a second). WPNZ knew how capable Puzzles was.
I’ve pointed this before but the parallels both Puzzles and WPNZ have set up their shrines and how they interact with them is SO GOOD. But if we’re gonna talk about parallels here, I gotta talk about Puzzles:
his shrine for WPNZ is small. Just a picture frame (no idea where he would get a photo) and some candles, set on a table. It feels a lot more intimate, personal and simple.
And yet, compared to WPNZ’s shrine for him, it’s set to the side and in the dark despite the candles. Before anyone says anything, it’s not that Puzzles easily moved on from WPNZ, or that he didn’t care. Here’s the thing, Puzzles has been struggling with perfection for a long time and yall know how isolation could really push his mind into a spiral, right after his sacrifice too. Without WPNZ there to ground him or be even around, Puzzles is going to fall back into his thoughts. For YEARS with this fog in his mind, this shrine mixed in the mess of thoughts.
Until, the TV glowed. Maybe he thought back in WOTFI ‘25 with the au WPNZ. They don’t know about the future, but it all depends how it turns out from Puzzles takes it, what he does. So Puzzles may take that as a sign.
(ALSO while the room is kinda dark, Puzzles is in a blue hue. hmm, food for thought)
And now, back to WPNZ:
if you know WPNZ’s character, then y’know that he’s reckless, devoted, clever. But overall, a pretty simple guy. Now, you’d think the shrine he’d make would be simple too, right? But he really did go all out. Full-on memorial, a salute, and everything. Quite ceremonious, but only bc he thought it might be something Puzzles (the “I love a good drama” guy himself) would like.
And in comparison, the shrine is right out in the open of this warehouse, bright from both the candles and even the moonlight. (if we bring it back to Puzzles, WPNZ is fully in golden light.) Hell, he even got emotional/out of breath from the flashbacks with his last moment with Puzzles, making this. WPNZ would usually reserve the great gestures for the people he cared about, Karen and Puzzles, but this was one of the big ones. I might even think he thought that if Puzzles did happen to find this warehouse somehow, that he’d know WPNZ didn’t forget about him.
It’s not just about the shrines tho…
Speaking of Karen, so y’know how WPNZ had that corkboard? Well, it did feel awfully familiar and I stand corrected: it was the same dedication that WPNZ had in finding Karen and the kids, spending years just as he is with Puzzles. Well, actually, “was” bc there’s one big difference: he set up this memorial as a good-bye. Back in SOTC, WPNZ kept pushing to be back with Karen, be part of a family again. More so wanting to be back in the good old days with his old partner, this ideal. But then he realized that he was the one in the wrong, and that they moved on without him. As much as it hurted, as he said, he did the same and was still kicking. Even giving Karen piece of mind that she really is a good mother to their kids, admitting that his mistake back in SOTC.
So with Puzzles, ofc WPNZ is going to end of the planet to find Puzzles since the rift. Besides, Puzzles also did everything he could to correct his wrongs back in WOTFI 2025, finding him. One of the people who got to see him more than just a walking weapon. WPNZ had to try. But years have passed, and who knows how much has changed? If Puzzles is dead, either from the rift or was in a planet that got destroyed, the harder the pain is gonna be. But if he keeps pushing and Puzzles has moved on, he might sour another relationship. It’s a lose-lose situation for him, all while he can't lose another person again not after everything.
That’s where his lines come in to play, “Fly high, Shakespeare. I hope you’re out there somewhere.” WPNZ really did change, did redeem himself. He held their relationship dearly, his expression mixed with somber and admiration, and only wished for Puzzles to be safe. Then, WPNZ went back to being his purpose as hitman, what he was literally built to be.
…well except, that good-bye didn’t last long, did it?
Broadcasting
In that moment when WPNZ had his back turned and and a screen turned on pink, it reminded me so much of the end of SOTC. In SOTC, WPNZ feels defeated after a fight in the warehouse, in the rain and pink lighting, until the screen in front of him turned on to static before Puzzles revealing himself to him. Same thing here, WPNZ feeling defeated after his failed search for Puzzles while he’s staying in a warehouse when a screen turned on to static. I’m sure he thought that it was Puzzles for a second there.
Well, it technically wasn’t, instead it was the logo for the suspected villain organization involved in this series. Back in this corkboard, he connected broadcast signals to Puzzles, whether it’s bc of Puzzles’ powers or involved what’s happening to them. Whatever the case to him, whoever is broadcasting this could have information and that could also lead to Puzzles. That is a sign for him.
btw a small note, the fact that the organization’s logo seen built on Bone Drone’s model and the structure spotted outside the warehouse, so all of those are connected
also the fact that the logo’s trademarked. Hell, not even Puzzles’s logo is trademarked, so y’know these guys are the real deal here lol
The List
As it turned out, the list of names that WPNZ had included some of the zam team that's working on cav, which I thought was a fun lil’ thing to add. Tried the best I can to connect to their correct names:
Jani Matra Gran-no → Gianni Matragrano (insert spiderman meme with WPNZ’ VA + WPNZ)
Zubrina Twyluh → Sabrina Twyla
N. KolisKortez → X
Zakri Pressyada → Zachary Preciado
Mygul Covatz → Michael Kovach (well duh, this one was obvious)
King of Oragam-3 → X
Mr. Appvoed → X
Super Bot → X
Baron Blackstar → X
Alex Ulrick → Alexander Ulrick (WPNZ actually spelled that right lmao)
Blob Emperor Goozar → X
Duke of Black Holes → X
Couldn’t get everyone, just found these through socials and discord, but you get the point. Bonus note: WPNZ really improved on his handwriting from that note for Karen, honestly good for him
Pilot Date
so having October 31st seems like a no-brainer, right? Villains, Bone Drone, whatever the hell that giant structure is outside the warehouse. Quite fitting for Halloween honestly.
BUT if it happened to be connected to Puzzles somehow, it’s had to be the SMG4 WOTFI’s where Puzzles was a main antagonist for several of those and arcs in general. Closest I was able to get was the 2023 one (aka the casino one) where Puzzles had his first physical appearance, 29th of October
(Probably) Unrelated Details But Gonna Say It Anyway
according to the moon (yes, the fuckin moon), the shrine is in the south end of the warehouse, making the structure east, and the time is early evening. Which also means that the planet WPNZ is on has at least one moon. ...listen I'm a space lover—
the warehouse is obviously fictional but I was able to narrow it down to actually be a small industrial production workshop or warehouse bay, based on the pillars and other interior details. According to city infrastructure, these kind of warehouse would typically be built in the industrial district and near big transportation areas (highways, bay ports, etc.). Now, I won’t do deeper than that but I did find it interesting for WPNZ to choose this building to be his hideout, as mentioned above. It’s obviously abandoned, any building left behind is fitting enough, but the windows does come with some advantages. I’ve compared the height of the brick border to WPNZ, in which they’re pretty much the same height and WPNZ is pretty tall ngl. SO anyone from the outside wouldn’t be able to peak/break in as easily without the effort, while WPNZ would have the advantage of surveillance and escape points. Plus, with the single roll-up door on the front, WPNZ wouldn’t have to worry so much of anyone ambushing him. He is reckless, yes, but he is clever which I gotta credit him for.
for some reason, Bone Drone sounds like it came from a videogame enemy like Goombas from Mario (and I'm not the first to say it), so maybe Bone Drone could originally be a minion of sorts. His character design also kinda supports that. Just spitballing here.
thinking about the bullet, ofc, but also toomp gear.... 🤔
And well, I think that’s what I got from my analysis; maybe I’ll add on to this if I think there's more. Either way, I’m very excited about cav and you bet I’m gonna continue theorizing and talk about my OC!! Hope we get to see our duo reunite soon
P.S. if anyone from the cav team is seeing this, uh. Hi! Pretty sure I got nothing right in this but hey, it’s just a theory :)
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SMG4 Film Noir AU story with a Columbo style narrative.
WPNZ - A local Private Eye
Puzzles - The femme fatale and anti-hero whose perspective we largely follow.
It's 1948.
Puzzles has built himself a career as Mushywood film director, but his meticulous process has meant he always has a strained relationship with the studio and producers he works for (Bob and SMG3).
A fellow director (SMG4) has always vouched for Puzzles' creative vision to the producers, and his support has kept the work on production going for Puzzles' self-described magnum opus. His friendship with famous damsel, Meggy Spletzer, also keeps him sweet and connected with the Mushywood film crowd.
However, one day SMG4 receives a contract to make a film in Hollywood and doesn't hesitate to fly out to California to fulfil his dreams, leaving a very envious and worried Puzzles to fend for himself in the studio. Naturally, with SMG4 gone, the producers decide to clamp down on Puzzles' production and forcibly reduce its budget to an impossibly small size. They threaten to cease their Meggy's contract and funding for the film if the tight budget is not strictly adhered to. Puzzles, defeated and crestfallen sees this as the end of his film career and spends the weekend drinking his sorrows away.
While drunk at home, he toils through his theatre memories and stumbles upon an costume set in his wardrobe: old sequin dresses, make-up sets and a collection of wigs for a drag act he used to perform in open mic days: "Lady Conundrum". He decides to indulge a little and relive his past life and goes out into a a dingy little bar to indulge and live life as "Lady Conundrum" one more time before the inevitable collapse of his career. In that night though, he happens to stumble into one of the producers, who doesn’t recognise him. Not only that, but they take quite the fancy to Lady Conundrum. This leads Puzzles to pursue a rather wicked but brilliant idea.
Lady Conundrum, now his alter ego, woos the producer and leads a secret relationship with them in order to secure better funding for his production and making sure the film is completed. He'd only keep it up until the film was completed, he told himself, but how long would that be?
Then one day, all of a sudden, DISASTER! One of Puzzles' actresses tragically dies on set: TARI!! An accident, the police chief (Hal Monitor) assures the studio and press. Puzzles continues on as normal, digging deeper into the the guise of Lady Conundrum and desperate to keep his film in production. But Meggy, great friends with Tari, heavily doubts and is immediately suspicious of the police chief and his findings, deciding to hire a private investigator...
Enter Mr. WPNZ. Private eye. War veteran. A stickler for detail and a good scotch. Puzzles then has to juggle keeping up his facade with the producers while also staying sweet with the detective.
Crime scene or not, the call to "action" was his...