#trueposting

I get results back from an exam and am like oooh yes I’m getting a good grade in math a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

I didn't realize my underwear had a hole in them. Right in the middle at the bottom. Until I took off my pants and my balls were hangin out down the street same old thing we did last week

omggg i was like playing in my friend’s g cups and i was like motorboating in them and she told me i have pornstar tits and she was all up biting on my back and it hurt soooo bad i have crazy bruises on my shoulderbladesi was like laying down and she was like one hand on my tit one hand rubbing me through my pants and like biting me it was awesome guys

man fruit flies aint shit i be catchin them outta the air with my bair hands