#sorryneversorry

So we all know that Nat LOVES to make Steve squirm. One day, Darcy notices this and her first words to the infamous Black Widow are "I noticed you like fucking with 'Merica Man, and I know a great way to make him squirm."

So naturally Nat listens to her idea, and a week later the team is called for a meeting by Tony for "Group Cooperation through proven exercises."

Darcy has every extended pack, special edition card that has ever been produced, and has gone through every single one to make sure that there weren't any triggers. The first few rounds made Steve turn as red as a tomato, but he got the swing of it eventually. Clint was surprisingly the best, with Tony offering sarcastic commentary on every round. Darcy was a bit awkward, seeing as how she only knew Thor well, having spoken to the others only a handful of times. No one noticed Nat shuffling in a new deck of cards, or questioned when Tony called for a new game to start, making them aquire new hands. As engineered by the Widow, it was Darcys turn to judge first.

"This is the prime of my life! I'm young, hot, and full of _____." She couldn't help but giggle at her card, thinking about how the responses would either be extremely good or hellaciously bad. Nat collected and shuffled all of the teams cards, handing them over to the voluptuous brunette who in turn read them all out loud with pride, only stuttering slightly on the last one.

"I'm young, hot, and full of Ca-Ca- OKAY I KNOW I DIDN'T PUT THIS CARD IN HERE, SO ONE OF YOU CHEEKY SHITS SNUCK IT IN." Red flushed her cheeks, only turning darker when she was prodded by Clint to continue. "I'm young, hot, and full of Captain America's super cock."

The room erupted with laughter, and Steve flushed a red that matched Darcy.

"I don't know who put the card in there, but the mention of Captains flag pole has to be the funniest. Kudos to you." Darcy was proud of her wicked sense of humor, besides she was more than certain that worse things had been said by her at a toga party the last time she was at Culver, and she was willing to bet $20 that it was Tony who had won that round.

The room fell silent as Steve leaned forward and grabbed his winning card.

In the hungarian version of Infinty war Peter says: I don't want to die.