I can teach you things boys your age haven't thought about. I can make you melt with two words "good puppy" . I can get in your head and think of this experienced older man who loves to dedicate his time and effort to make you feel like you should "unique".

I just put the milk on top of tue fridge and only realized when I went to put the cereal in the fridge. I also went to turn on my light that was already on. I guess im feeling really smart to day /sar