i have a teensy tinsey problem with falling in love with the (usually) non canon, doomed by the narrative, angst ridden, tragic ships…
i don’t plan on solving this problem
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i have a teensy tinsey problem with falling in love with the (usually) non canon, doomed by the narrative, angst ridden, tragic ships…
i don’t plan on solving this problem

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And you. You always scared me. You gave me nightmares from the day I first looked at you. Then when I found out I was gonna have a chance with you, well... that was about the scariest moment of my life.
one lucaya moment per episode - 1.04 girl meets father
Vote for the most ANNOYING & INFURIATING case of SHOULD HAVE BEEN ENDGAME BUT FOR SOME GODFORSAKEN REASON WASN'T.
(out of the limited list of the ships whose lack of endgame most damaged my dental health because of too much furious teeth grinding)
Bellarke - Mr. and Mrs. 7 seasons of slow burn culminating in OOC murder.
Janeway/Chakotay - Mr. and Mrs. 7 seasons of pining and a sudden midlife crisis
Shawn/Angela - Mr. and Mrs. 3 season of growth and a last minute breakup.
Lucaya - Mr and Miss adorable buildup & a stupid It-Was-Just-an-Identity-Crisis
Myka/HG - Mrs. and Mrs. angst and pining and 🚫 go kiss juvenile platonic bff
Hizzie - Miss and Miss 10 Things I Hate About You? Nope, let's do comp-het.
LoVe - Mr. and Mrs. lets kill him just as she's finally getting her happy ending
Ichabbie - Mr. and Mrs. literal soulmates, lets abuse our main 💫 into leaving
Queliot - Mr. and Mr. Proof of Concept? Nope. Suicide ideation? Yup.
Swan Queen - Mrs. and Mrs. divorced energy pining and a slow, sad train wreck.
Swarkles - Mr. and Mrs. a season long wedding and a sucker-punch divorce.
Nyssara - Mrs. and Mrs. agonized longing, death, and a reunion that just HURTS.

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Maya, walking in on Riley and Lucas kissing: What the actual fuck? Oh, you sick, sick bastards. Riley: Listen, Maya... Maya: This is incest! Lucas: No, it's not. Maya: Yes it is, Huckleberry. Lucas: We're not related. Maya: Oh, and that makes it okay, I suppose? Lucas: Well, it makes it not incest.
HELP I'M STILL AT THE RESTAURANT...