Nov 19, 2025
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Powdered Donuts
Been working on this silly Silm recast of the powdered donut videos online.
The cast is as follows: Melkor, Mairon, Langon, Thuringwethil, and Gothmog.
Hope it makes you giggle. Big thanks to my friend @smetakovec for their feedback and suggestions.
Ar-Pharazôn: I wanna (ah), I wanna (ah), I wanna (ah), I wanna (ah), I wanna really, really, really wanna Zigur-Zigur.
Sauron: …
I wonder if Angbang started because someone told Melkor to do something useful.
I mean, Mairon is very much "something useful"
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Reading the Silmarillion
Ch.5 Part 1
Ya know what I'm done attempting to split these up via parts of audiobook. I'll still post a link to the audiobook video series. I eventually lost track of my place in the audiobook and had to just dissect this thing 1 paragraph at a time on my work breaks. My attention span is murdered.
Current status⬇️
Anyway here's the audiobook.
Sorry for taking so long 🫠
We now continue our feature presentation.
Hi welcome to the Hitherlands where we hope your visit is calm and "possibly" power battle free.
Unfortunately due to turbulent winter weather and a bar fight we cannot seat you in your preferred section. What was your name on the reservation?
Oromë: 🫤🤨 Oromë and Eldalië.
Hosts- Kay, The Beleriand section is free go seat yourself.
Eldar to Aman mountains in the distance:⬇️
Aman mountains:⬇️
then
Hi my name is Ulmo and I'll be your spiritual medium for the Valar today.
Ulmo:⬇️
Eldar forgetting about cringy mountains, all focus on Ulmo:⬇️
Hosts:⬇️
Ulmo: Ok kids hop in we're going on a road trip!!!
Vanyar and Noldor: ⬇️
Then they were off to valinor!
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Now we're at the Isle of Balar which has about as much no vacancy and charm as the overlook hotel. ⬇️
Ossë has some... Emotions about all the permanent vacation choices that were made. ⬇️
The Teleri said fuck you and your valinor and refused to answer Ulmo's calls.
Ulmo: Why won't they call back! Fuck it I'm leaving!⬇️
in Ch.5 Part 2
Do you have nicknames for your blorbos(or not blorbos) in Tolkienverse? If so, which ones??
Just asking because I'm curious, since I don't call Celebrimbor by his name anymore lol he is either Brimby or Tyelpe
So some Icelandic silly post because why not, Jón Árnason (basically Icelandic Grimm) in the 1800s was out here collecting Icelandic folklore for his book Íslenzkar þjóðsögur og ævintýri. And among the most famous figures of the tales are the huldufólk, literally “the hidden people.” These are Iceland’s elves: invisible neighbors (they only show up if they feel like it), whose favorite hobby is ✨making your stuff disappear✨
Farmer’s tool? Gone. Shepherd’s knife? Vanished. Knitting needle? Snatched. And then (if you ask politely) it reappears, sometimes even polished. Peak explanation for “why can’t I find the thing I literally just put down five minutes ago?”
Naturally, this made me think about Celebrimbor (because when am I not). Greatest smith of the Elves of ME, also out there hiding things but on a grander scale, secreting the Three away and not returning, no matter how polite or violent Sauron would be lol Like the Icelandic elves' habit of concealing what is precious.