HSM II Honest Song ReWrite
In the true spirit of High School Musical dishonesty, please find my rewrite of “All for One”, the song that astonishingly found itself at the end of HSM II as though it was trying to make you forget about all the horror that preceded it. This is what the song would sound like if sung from Troy’s beleaguered point of view:
All Bar One (A parody of “All for One”)
The summer that they wanted
Yeah, they finally got it!
Now, there’s nothing left to share
Afraid to even show my hair
Nothing’s done together
They’ll celebrate today, cause there’ll always be another
Fuck college this time
Gotta please the others
Everything’s just right
(Chorus)
My real summer’s been not much fun!
They’ve rocked and rolled and dragged me low
Through the rhythm of the drums
They’re gonna have fun in the sun
Not that all the hard work, work was done!
Everybody one bar all, and all bar one!
That’s the way it’s meant to be
Oh, they’re just getting started
Come and join the party
I deserve the misery
Fuck sports college this week
Let’s flush it down together
Let’s celebrate today, ‘cause there’ll never be another
They’re stronger this time
Let’s rock and roll and drag me low
Till I’m really fricking numb
They’re gonna fry me in the sun
Now that all the hard work isn’t done!
How dare college give me funds?
It’s all bar one, one!
(Wildcats)
And make him really drop it!
It’s not about his future!
It’s making all his dreams vanish
Shame and scum “What could be better?”
(Everybody, e-everybody now!)
This is where our summer really begins
The very last time it’s gonna be like this
It’s the party you don’t wanna miss!
Guys!
Show Troy we can turn our backs, hey!
Girls
Show him we know how to cry, hey!
Let’s turn Troy’s pockets out!
And all the Wildcats’ will be done!
I thought we were here to do some work
Though I guess I’m just too dumb
Now being really broke isn’t fun
And all the hard work isn’t done
Everybody one bar all, and all bar one
Let’s rock and roll and drag me low
Because that’s the rule of thumb
College shouldn’t give me funds
Even though the golf, golf was fun!
Come on everyone let’s dance
Fuck, my future’s blown up fast!
Now it’s actually called the past!
Apologies in advance for my sour nature.
In other (perhaps more pleasant) news, I finished my Trelsi one-shot. More to follow.
Offstage- Trelsi, Fanfiction