#onesided

where did the time go?

"You took my plum!"

It was dumb.

"That's because you took my mango!"

Really dumb.

"I'm going to lick all the grapes, let's see what you do then!"

It was like he was watching a set of siblings squabble over who had the larger piece of ambrosia, which was always Sera! It wasn't fair.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Adam yelled and stomped his foot.

"There's plenty of fruit," Lucifer interrupted, the argument a little too familiar for his own comfort.

The pair looked over to him in slight confusion. Their eyes looking him over for familiarity.

Adam's face turned red, he dropped the food he was holding and turned to the jungle, muttering under his breath and storming off into it.

Lilith watched him go and was overcome with delight, letting out a soft giggle and gave a tiny clap of her hands.

Lucifer didn't know what to do. He kind of just came down from heaven with a grant idea of fixing the first human's marriage and then having Sera tell him he did a good job. There wasn't an actual plan and this wasn't close to how he pictured it going.

Turning her attention to him, Lilith came up to him. She grasped him by the jaw and looked deep into his eyes, before smiling and nodding. Her cool voice sent shivers down his spine, "oh that is hilarious!"

"Wh-what?" Lucifer stuttered out.

She grabbed him by the arm and dragged Lucifer off into the bush. "Come on, let's torture my brother."

"Brother? Lucifer exclaimed in surprise. "Adam is your husband!"

Lilith stopped short and turn her face to him. Her nose was scrunched up in disgust. "Ew. That's gross. Besides, he likes you. So let's go."

Lucifer stumbled along the path, not quite use to walking. "What?"

"Come on. Bet, we can really get him to turn red if we paint your lips with berries and fluff your hair. Adam says those things would look cute on me if I wasn't his sister and a gross girl."

He didn't know how to say no. What did he get himself involved in??

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Assim and Andre were LITTERRALY made for each other (which is why I guess I can understand a1p1 but this is important for my next point) but assimilation can understand and actively acts more than their programming while Andre fights to stay within it (despite knowing he can as seen in the information pannel (idk the names) that was see in gridworld. You could argue— “but microwave if he did derive from his programming in that one what’s stopping him from doing it again? Doesn’t tha disprove your point?” NO ! That’s where you’re wrong! Because that was one out of 400 rounds and also the very first round, where, since then, the Admins have most likely changed or updated his code to avoid that outcome. (I believe this as the Andre we know doesn’t try as hard to find a way out of the system, more going with the flow; unlike assimilation.)