The Girls Who Have It All... And Still Want More
We all know at least one. Married young to her gorgeous high school sweetheart. Maybe with an adorable little one, or at least a baby on the way with that sweet momma-to-be glow. A quaint house paid for by her hubby's great career. A dog or two. Perfection, the American Dream, what more could she want?
Anything and everything, apparently, because heaven forbid anyone in her vicinity be as happy as her. At the office, she has a dedicated "work husband" wrapped around her finger. "Uuuuugh I'm so tired, I'm gonna be grumpy if you don't buy me some coffee," she whines and behold! Coffee appears. "Uuugh this is sooo heavy!" she moans, followed by an immediate, "I got it, boo." He sighs a sigh of long suffering as he lifts the box of printer paper. Walking in on one of their conversations in the back room feels like accidentally interrupting a teen couple "parking". Awkwaaaaaaaard! (Though she draws the line at sex, somehow she still has him on the hook.) When he's on vacation, suddenly her job is sooooo hard. She actually has to lift a finger! Gasp! When she's on vacation, he gets to RELAX. For once, he's not doing the work of two people. Is it puppy love? No, just a good guy who's single, has no woman of his own to spoil, and treats all women well, even if they're using him. He could be with a woman who would actually love him and only him---Mrs. Right is closer than he thinks---but he's stuck in this weird parasocial tar pit.
And he's not the only one; she's having an affair with the third-party guy who stops by the office regularly for his own job. Yes, they are doing it in the office.
Oh, but when the topic comes up amongst other women, she claims to be so annoyed and bothered by men constantly chasing her and hanging around in the hopes of "getting some". She acts like she doesn't intentionally behave in a way to encourage their interest, because she craves the attention.
Single women in her circle don't stand a chance with any man. She will get her claws in them first and make sure their eyes are only ever on her. Oh, she is fully aware that the men she's toying with and keeping under her thumb have girlfriends, wives, women who would give anything for a chance at forever with them. She even loves to brag about her own man at home. But she just can't stand to let other women be happy, too.
Women like this are the worst heartbreakers. They ruin men AND women.
