#robin dick

That awkward moment when your new guardian is batman but you don't know it yet

Bruce: "You're not even close to being ready. Do you have any idea what I had to learn? You have it so easy and it shows!"

Robin!Dick, furious: "Fine, I'll just go train with the league too! Or maybe I'll train with Deathstroke!"

Bruce: *rolling his eyes*

Soon after, Barbara, mutinously: "I knew I should've just taken Waller's job offer instead."

Fast forward to Red Hood!Jason, smugly: "I got trained by the people Ra's has nightmares about."

Then Tim: "I'll just ask Lady Shiva to teach me."

Stephanie: "Sign me up for it, I don't care who I have to fight. Anything so you shut up!"

*A little while later*

Bruce: "See my training focused on--"

Cass:

Bruce:

After which Damian came along: "Father, I think you're exaggerating, Mother told me she went easy on you that day."

Never let it be said that Bruce can't learn: "My training was actually a walk in the park, yeah, all those assassins, they went real easy on me. I'm the hardest teacher you'll ever have."

Duke: "Not even fucking close."

Bruce: ??

Duke: "Jason has insane standards, and Cass hits harder than you when we spar, and Shiva--"

Note| reader is gender neutral.

Pyro!reader who’s kinda a pyromaniac, but hey, listen they know their limits. Kinda….

Pyro!reader who gets scolded by Robin a lot, but despite that, he oddly cares a lot about you.

Pyro!reader who’s hair glows fiery colors with fire in their eyes. They are that bitch!

Pyro!reader who gets sprayed with fire extinguisher in the titans tower before they can get really angry. Cause when they’re angry, fire can spread real quick. They had accidentally burnt Robin once and felt guilt. Always forcing to be happy or not show negative emotions. But Robin confronted the pyromaniac that holding the emotions back only worsens it. He had already forgiven them. It ends with Robin and them to hug.

Pyro!reader who is best friends with Starfire mostly than the others. Sure cyborg and beast boy are their chaotic best friends who want to burn stuff with the pyromaniac. And Raven helps them with calming down easier. But nothing is like two people who has beautiful hair like you and Starfire. Starfire likes to think your fiery hair when your powers activate can change to blue flames which is the hottest fire ever.

Pryo!reader who has accidentally burnt their head once and had to sleep with Robin or the couch. It was mostly robin’s bed and he took the couch.

Pyro!reader who uses their powers to make their food warmer because a worker made their sandwich cold. But don’t worry! Nothing like a little heat can fix this. ……they blew up the sandwich place and was then scolded by Robin.

Pyro!reader who may seem chaotic, easily angered, clumsy, pyromaniac, and stupid. But they are one hell of a teammate and a friend who always sticks by their friends side.

Ivy paused her botany work. The sentient plants in her makeshift lab stopped moving, equally worried as Ivy looked.

Ivy: Dealt with him how?

Swamp Thing (bragging): He’s dangling off a cliff. He’ll be plunging to his death soon. You’re welcome.

Ivy’s eyes widened in shock. She placed her test tubes on the table. She was freaked, not that one, she didn’t hate that former Robin! And if he died, Batman would rightfully kill her. He was a cinnamon roll with spikes, and he actually agreed with her mission statements.

fucking this one. it haunts me