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Bruce realizing that he has 4 gen z children.

Bruce realizing that he has 4 gen z children.

Important amendment about Duke’s AAVE please read

Thinking if i should do Superbat or Batjokes next

(i love the ver where it just one sided joker for batman for comical affect<33)

I don't actually have a ship I'm passionate about but i am a multishipper.

Imagine Bruce gets an emergency call from the Justice League and they need him really bad. Bruce needs a babysitter. But a ratio of 1:5 seems a bit low. Considering that one is an acrobatic, another has issues with authority, one can't talk or understand speech and won't eat or play unless you tell her to, one is a baby, and the other is Tim. Even with Alfred's help it would be a handful.

So he enlists none other than Steph and Duke to watch over them while he's away. They both have babysitting experience but if they need any thing, he stresses that they should call him. But Steph and Duke are like, "It's just kids, and we're vigilantes, we can handle this."

They can barely handle it.

Eventually, they play a game of bulldog (the game where someone is a bulldog and the others have to run to the other side of an area and not get tagged. If they are, they have to join the bulldogs). The 4 kids are the bulldogs while Steph and Duke are the runners. The kids are thinking this is easy, but Steph and Duke do pull some tricks and give them a struggle.

Eventually, the kids are tuckered out and they go inside for a movie and most of the kids fall asleep.

Steph and Duke are also tired, but manage to stay awake, especially because Duke has a baby Damian sleeping on his chest. Until...

Damian blows out his diaper.