#phenomeman

Robert: *has like 20 insecurities, 14 traumas, 41 dead people he has seen, has gotten to the hospital more than anyone*

"The HR isn't going to like this."

I'm not used to doing a lot of fan art but Idk Robert obsesses me maybe as much as Viktor

which is an hint

So my inner self said "What if you drew Robert a number way too big for your own good?"

And so I did it

I don't know if I'Il leave it this way with just flat color; it might be finished,

or maybe it's just a work in progress and I'Il add color.

Maybe I'lI enter the contest, maybe not, who knows?

⚠️ If you have a moment, please check this out.

If you could even just share it, it would help me a lot. Thank you so much ☝🏾🥹💦

https://www.leetchi.com/c/un-coup-de-pouce-pour-vers-lindependance-1762973?utm_source=native&utm_medium=social_sharing

I also updated my carrd and my commissions sheet that you can check and share if you want to ☝🏾🥹✨️

Invisigal: Roberts already a “would” so I’m choosing Vanderstank’s ex wife and current girlfriend. Hoping to steal their rich person swag.

Sonar: First of all, his ex wife and gf are not ‘hear me outs’; they have the best boobs money can buy. I’m putting Vanderstank himself. And Robert.

Punch-Up: I’m putting Robert. He seems like he’d be a good cuddler.

Coupé: I will also choose Robert Robertson the Third. He seems like what he lacks in alluring presence would be compensated for in terms of attentiveness and a deep rooted desire to please.

Prism: I’ll choose Roberto Robertoson but the mecha man outfit has to stay on.

Sonar: The robot?

Prism: Not the robot you dumbass, the spandex. The mask especially.

Golem: I have no genitalia, but I would let Robert lay on top of my rock body naked if he wanted.

Phenomeman: I have already made love to our Dispatcher. I would not be opposed to doing that again.

Entire Z Team: You WHAT!?

Flambae: I would never, ever, not in a million billion years ever have sex with Bob Bob. He is a bitch and I can do better, way better; and did I mention he is a bitch?

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Flambae: But if I really had to, gun to my head, innocent civilian bitch lives were on the line and it was one of those Fuck-or-Die situations Coupé is always reading about, and literally nobody else is fucking available, I suppose it may be possible that I let Robert hit.

Prism: You not even topping in that scenario?

flambae should have been an available dating option 😔😔😔