#oneliners

Like for a ONE LINER starter.

75 prompts to write drabbles or longer stories.

"It's called safety pin for a reason."

"Fine. I'll do it."

"That's really wonderful."

"I could use a hug right now."

"You're so stubborn!"

"Kiss me and/or shut up."

"Where does it hurt?"

"Honey, I'm home!"

"I would kill for dinner right now."

"The future is a mystery."

"Can't believe your still alive."

"Did you hear that?"

"I won't be participating."

"You're welcome to try."

"This looks kind of weird."

"How did you get in here?"

"Oh, the naive youth."

"This is definitely what you think it is."

"Are you trying to make me angry?"

"It's truly a miracle."

"We're way too drunk for this."

"Following the rules is boring."

"Good morning and goodbye."

"That was... interesting."

"Well, it is what it is."

"Last chance!"

"Not my first choice."

"Oops, too late."

"So many ideas, so little time."

"It was nice meeting you."

"You have to choose now."

"No. Not going to happen."

"Better say our goodbyes now."

"I won't let this happen."

"Everything went according to plan."

"We will not go there."

"Hmm. Not what I expected at all."

"The wonderful world of high school drama."

"Believe me, it was a struggle."

"Hard cash is a girl's best friend."

"Fine, let's do it."

"You live to annoy me, don't you?"

"I don't anything you say."

"Let's forget any of this ever happened."

"Well, that's your bad."

"Come on, take my hand."

"Bake me a cake, and we'll talk."

"Funny that you say that..."

"Is that my present?"

"That's my final answer."

"Looks good on you."

"How would you know that?"

"There are worse ways to die."

"Come on, let's be real..."

"Oh, I love how dramatic this is."

"What did you say?"

"I don't like this at all."

"Would you please just kiss me?"

"Why would you even care?"

"A day at the zoo, is what you need."

"This feels wrong."

"I've been thinking about you."

"Are you sure about that?"

"Don't worry, I got this."

"You're so crazy."

"Why are you always so dramatic?"

"I swear, it's the truth."

"None of this is my fault."

"You do know that we're in public, right?"

"I like that about you."

"Would you just shut up please?"

"Safety first!"

"You do have a stupid face."

"It was just a joke."

"Promise me just one thing..."

Drabble Masterlist

Have fun creating and writing!

“I’m not a big fan of flying or children”

“Well, you’re off the hook, or off the wall, I should say for now”

“June: I just need to know if my husband is safe” Commander Lawrence: “I don’t know. Does he use a seat belt? Does he watch his blood pressure? That’s the silent killer, you know”

“Speaking of the Waterfords, you really mucked up that house, didn’t you? Fred demoted. Serena defingered. Baby baby-napped. You left the place literally in ashes. Do you think they got what they deserved?”

“You have to let the rabble-rousers blow off a little steam or they’ll smash everything to bits”

“Does this really work on Fred? Not exactly an intellectual giant. Then again, neither are you”

“Oh that’s cute. Would your heart glow or something?”

“THOUGHTS?!”

“AND HELLO CANADA!”

Emily: “Praise be to you, and may God make me worthy.” Lawrence: “Super”

“He’s not a used Subaru”

“I wonder what the voltage is on those things”

“I guess he didn’t bring 52 children with him “

“Wow, you’ve gone soft in Toronto. Must be all that maple syrup.”

“Go in grace”

“We just want our brother home”

“Cheer up. Fred and Serena are toast and you just got away with murder. All in all, not a bad morning.”

“Oh, well he’s a toady with no taste.”

“Did you do something to your hair?”

“I guess he doesn’t like music.”

“I guess he’s got us over a barrel”

“Are you gonna sit in the bed with us too? Because that would definitely make things more interesting.”

“Your love f***s people up. You’re a fountain of heartache and trouble”

“You’re an unusual woman, and we don’t have the proper infrastructure for unusual women to live within our borders”

“These are pious men. They need a little kink”

“Oh, you’d love it. It’s elegant yet brutal”

“America is dying. It’s an idea that has outlived its usefulness”

“Can’t we all agree, gentlemen, that it’s embarrassing to be running a country in which people are constantly trying to escape?”

“You mean go to the Red Center, kind of Handmaid’s Hotel, where you’re the concierge?”

Commander Lawrence: “I got them to say yes.” Serena: “How?” Commander Lawrence: “By not being a woman.”

“I’m just one commander. Nick’s on the rise, but he’s still a puppy. There’s only so much we can do.”

“Oh, look at us all, getting along like friendly diplomats, trying to bury the hatchet.”

“Commander Lawrence: If I object will it make a difference?” Nick: “No, sir. At the border, the Eyes maintain tactical control.” Commander Lawrence: “Oh, he seems to have us over a barrel. Go in grace, Fred.”

“Fred, praise be. You’re home safe. The nation’s prayers have been answered.”

“Your love fucks people up. You’re a fountain of heartache and trouble.”

Commander Lawrence: “To what do I owe the pleasure?” Aunt Lydia: “I believe I can be of service to you.” Commander Lawrence: “Lucky me.”

“Gilead doesn’t care about children. Gilead cares about power. Faithfulness, old-time values, homemade bread, that’s the just means to the end. It’s a distraction. I thought you would have figured that out by now.”

“You’re going to single-handedly repopulate the planet”

“Motherhood’s always been an evolutionary puzzle to me.”

“We’d never leave a brother out in the cold”

“Well, she isn’t stupid, but she is stubborn, which I guess is a form of stupidity. Perhaps, it’s the most virulent form.”

“I always took you for more of the Jezebel’s man less of the quickie behind a desk before a funeral kind of guy”

“I have been grooming Nick, not sexually, but he is helping me.”

“And now I’m done talking about your breasts.”

“Do you have an irony deficiency?”

“Gilead’s gonna Gilead”

“I know you enjoy inflicting pain. I’m not judging, everybody needs a hobby.”