Growing old is like climbing a mountain - the higher you get, the more you realize you should quit climbing mountains.

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Growing old is like climbing a mountain - the higher you get, the more you realize you should quit climbing mountains.

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In my Experience People Who Say They Aren't Made of Money Usually Haven't Had Their Organs Harvested
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You're either lactose intolerant or end up with diabetes.
You know you're an adult when you can voluntarily take your own nap naps.

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You may never be the life of the party but you will always be the afterlife of your funeral.
When I went to rock climbing school I got suspended in the first week.
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