#mr. pump

When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve.

"I Do Not Know What A Pleasure Is, But I Am Sure That If I Did, Then Working With You Would Have Been One," he said.

That one scene in Going Postal where Moist goes "Ah, cone on, I was just a conman, I never hurt anybody!" And Mr. Pump goes something like "Your action have hurt and killed 2000+ people in the course of your life, all the money you cheated and shit you stole adding up to everyone collective misery. And When you steal from a Bank, is seldom the Banker who starves, and you did it anyway, for no real reason but to amuse yourself" and that fucking DESTROYS Moist because he never willingly hurt anyone yet HE STILL DID and then he finds out Adora also got swindled over when she was working as a bank teller and he ended up bankrupting the bank with his shit, and she CAN'T stab him when he comes clean to her because he had her promise not to stab him, like...

“Do you understand anything I’m saying?” shouted Moist. “You can’t just go around killing people!” “Why Not? You Do.” The golem lowered his arm. “What?” said Moist. “I do not! Who told you that?” “I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People” said the golem calmly. “I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr. Pump. I may be -- all the things  you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!” “No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded, And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr. Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Did Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr. Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.”