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makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

inthetags

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

#long term warnings about nuclear waste sites #they've always stuck with me #it's also because I'm a bit of a freak but that's neither here nor there

Sometimes the only thing that keeps you sane is thinking about Slenderman's newest proxy and her best friend who's possessed by a lichen monster <3

This is an art fight attack I did for the wonderful @bluemystik of her proxy oc Odie!! (And my gal Theo, but this ain't about her.)

We are slowly but surely rewriting so many of the creepypasta characters,,, and man,,, it's so fun

#rons art #creepypasta #art fight #proxy oc #creepypasta oc #SoundCloud

kiraleestudios

Art Fight Round 11! Theo belongs to @languor-em!

Speedpaints available on other socials!

Commissions are open!

languor-em

RAAAGGGGGHHHH IM INSANE IM CRAZY!!! I LOVE IT!!!

#friends art #art fight #hoouughh #im unwell #shes so cute 😭#wailing and sobbing!!

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what-even-is-thiss

I wonder how it’s going in the universe where people decided to say ahoy when answering the phone instead of hello. Do you think they’ve achieved world peace?

what-even-is-thiss

We chose wrong as a society. We chose wrong.

what-even-is-thiss

Man. Can’t have shit in Cincinnati.

Oh Tejav... How hard you try to run out of your father's shadow.

Art fight attack I did for my handsome fiance @necrotalvus' DND Character Tejav!! Im obsessed with him and his hot, hot father

#rons art #dnd character #tiefling #art fight

compassionvi

One must imagine Sisyphus getting some sort of sick sexual pleasure out of all that

xalatath

If i lived in azeroth i'd use this as a reaction image like charlie kirk getting shot

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

inkyrainstorms

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

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Guy who's been lost in the woods for weeks and is now having a Tumblr themed hallucination from dehydration dashboard simulator:

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If you squint really hard at my bark it kinda looks like Yaoi. See?

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🐦The Squawkerrrrrr Follow

Check out how loud I can be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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🐭Stupid fucking rat who ate all my food Follow

Man I am just stuffed. Can't believe some chump just left a pile of berries lying around. I'm gonna eat his fingers when he sleeps.

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🐜Ant237458

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🌊That saltwater not to far Follow

Should you drink me?

Yes

That seems like a good idea

Voting ended onNov 14, 2024

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👩I don't know this person Follow

Are you ok? Hey. Can you hear me?

Guys call an ambulance I found a guy! He looks pretty bad.

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mossworm

wrong telepathic golden masked guy

michaelmyersleftfoot

Duh Buh Duh Dudels

Life’s been hard

Nah, I’m joking. Life’s been great. Drawing’s been hard. Finishing anything has been a real struggle. It’s ironic given the simplicity of my work but, hey, I don’t make the rules lol.

#ooohh my god #I love these #I am a Drac main AND a bill main #and Im eating good UvU

zapfish-juice

Unc let your wife read in peace

#ouuugghh #I love how you draw them op #hands down my favorite #I love how pointy drac is #and Lisa #oooohh Lisa is so pretty here #sobbing and crying and biting the bars of my enclosure

saltwater-goldfishy

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

raviolireptile

I had to draw this

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