This document exists and it makes me laugh every time I think about it like the crazy linguist desaster I am occasionally
Guys. Guys. Anyone remotely interested in linguistics and / or multilingualism and / or debates about language and / or people being mad about things.
I found my favourite EU related publication of all times.
So. In the EU, especially in its many political debates and thousands of projects people from all over Europe and thus with a lot of different mother tongues and varying degrees of language skills meet. They talk, and debate, and write a lot of papers. So much paperwork. So much writing in English. Everyone actually brings some things over from their native tongue(s): an accent, grammatical errors, and, very important, lexical errors. These errors simply come from a transfer of the patterns of your native language. And, actually, people make do and understand each other, and manage to work together. And to write so. many. reports. and other paperwork.
That was the introduction, here comes my amazing discovery:
There is this document by the European Court of Auditors which lists the most frequently misused / abused lexemes of the English language in the EU context.
And I adore the arguments in the introduction of this paper so fucking much.
Please behold this beauty.
âDuring the last couple of years, I have heard two main objections to this basic premise. The first is an English-as-a-lingua-franca type of reasoning, i.e. that international English has taken on its own momentum and, to a certain extent, has its own rules. Native speaker usage, therefore, is no longer necessarily a model that needs to be followed. I must admit that I never found this particularly convincing to start with, but, more importantly, I do not hold it to be relevant here. Our most important âclientâ is the European taxpayer (see âcitizenâ, below) and it does seem to be reasonable that English-speaking readers should be able to read our documents in versions that are linguistically at least as good as the translated versions (something that is currently often not the case).â
Let me get straight that my university favoured structuralism & a descriptive approach/linguistic descriptivism and had a stance against being prescriptive. I am all for team âIt works. Itâs amazing. Itâs called âvariationâ, not âwrongâ. Itâs a sub-type of all the world EnglisheS there are. Why change it.â On the other hand, I am a naturally gifted grammar nazi so I understand, of course, that people might get mad reading reports and publications in their butchered native tongue.
So I love this document solely for existing with all my heart. Itâs so FUNNY.
âwords that are used with a meaning, often derived from other languages, that is not usually found in English dictionaries (âcoherentâ being a case in point). Some words are used with more or less the correct meaning, but in contexts where they would not be used by native speakers (âhomogeniseâ, for example). Finally, there is a group of words, many relating to modern technology [...] Â one normally used in English-speaking countries, which they may not actually know, even passively (âGPSâ Â or ânavigatorâ Â for âsatnavâ, Â âSMSâ Â for âtextâ, Â âto send an SMS toâ Â for âto textâ, Â âGSMâ or even âHandyâ Â for âmobileâ Â or âcellphoneâ, Â internet âkeyâ, Â âpenâ Â or âstickâ Â for âdongleâ, Â ârechargeâ Â for âtop-up/top upâ, Â âbeamerâ for projector etc.)â
I recognize, among others, French (to precise) and German natives (handy & beamer). I AM INTRIGUED.
Do you not yet have enough of random stuff about the EU and the English language? Wanna see that list of most deplorably misused words? The document can be found here:
https://www.eca.europa.eu/Other%20publications/EN_TERMINOLOGY_PUBLICATION/EN_TERMINOLOGY_PUBLICATION.pdf
Also, please appreciate our auditorâs humour. I do, even though I, indeed, cannot see a problem with the examples he uses:
Text (the important part):
â A common reaction to this situation is that it does not matter as, internally, we all know what âinformaticsâ are (is?), what happens if we âtransposeâ a Directive or âgo on missionâ and that, when our âagentsâ are on a contract, they are not actually going to kill anyone. Indeed, internally, it may often be easier to communicate with these terms than with the correct ones (it is reasonable to suppose that fewer EU officials know âoutsourceâ than âexternaliseâ, for example).â