Would You Rather...
A: Have everything you ever post or do online go viral (for example you will always run into famous streamers etc playing online games, every post you make blows up, etc) for the rest of your life
B: Have groups of 2-20 evil lackeys show up to proclaim loyalty to you on the third of every month, you cannot turn them down, and they will enthusiastically attempt to carry out whatever they deem your 'evil plans' to be and organise some sort of dress code fitting some kind of theme they attach to you. There is a 10% chance for each appearing lackey that they will be one from media you have consumed. This happens for the rest of your life.
C: Have your life become a sitcom for some higher beings, meaning that things always go back to normal at the end of each 'episode', and you are perpetually stuck in the same stage of your life and age until the sitcom ends (which will be after 5-30 years) even though time will still advance, additionally while everyone will still remember previous events, things will always eventually go back to the 'status quo' as of when you select this option, regardless of your will. (So your relationships will end up returning to their current state, as with employment, living situation, etc) until the sitcom ends. However, you will be paid £30/hour for the duration of the sitcom, given to you in weekly installments over 10 years after it ends.
Would You Rather...
A
B
C
