#evil lackeys

A: Have everything you ever post or do online go viral (for example you will always run into famous streamers etc playing online games, every post you make blows up, etc) for the rest of your life

B: Have groups of 2-20 evil lackeys show up to proclaim loyalty to you on the third of every month, you cannot turn them down, and they will enthusiastically attempt to carry out whatever they deem your 'evil plans' to be and organise some sort of dress code fitting some kind of theme they attach to you. There is a 10% chance for each appearing lackey that they will be one from media you have consumed. This happens for the rest of your life.

C: Have your life become a sitcom for some higher beings, meaning that things always go back to normal at the end of each 'episode', and you are perpetually stuck in the same stage of your life and age until the sitcom ends (which will be after 5-30 years) even though time will still advance, additionally while everyone will still remember previous events, things will always eventually go back to the 'status quo' as of when you select this option, regardless of your will. (So your relationships will end up returning to their current state, as with employment, living situation, etc) until the sitcom ends. However, you will be paid £30/hour for the duration of the sitcom, given to you in weekly installments over 10 years after it ends.

I think Black Hat and other Black Hat Organization members would disregard any parts where you treat your lackies right because again Black Hat is pure evil and the only good lackies are those who don’t complain and do their jobs right. He doesn’t see the use in them being pampered because in his eyes then they will be demanding more and try to think you are in charge. 

Also I think they would prefer robot lackies since they tend to be more durable and replaceable than human ones. Then again he did instill human emotions into the Hatbots so that he could derive pleasure from their suffering, so yeah still finds way to torture people even if they are artificial. 

Even though this is how Black Hat would treat minions, I do think a lot of villains in the Villainous universe would think there is merit to treating minions right. One of them of course being Dark Phantom who is very friendly with Ghoul and treats him more like a close friend. And Ghoul at times even is the one to direct their actions. 

For White Hat, he would encourage heroes to do what is said and befriend lackies depending how nice they are. It might help them turn from evil since being shown kindness can encourage change in them. Also make heroes realize how they should not only treat the villains but also the lackies. Some lackies are more despicable than others so treating them just varies.