#koridick

Dick, at a party with several of his friends: Damian?

Damian, at that same party with Jon holding on to one arm, a stranger on the other: Richard??

Dick: What the hell are you doing?

Kori, not understanding but happy to see her future brother-in-law: Hi Dami!

Damian, slowly becoming more confused: Hello, Koriande'r.

Dick: No, no. Sorry, Kori, give us a minute, yeah?

Kori, still not understanding but nodding anyway: Of course.

Dick: Damian what the hell are you doing here?

Damian: I could ask you the same thing. This is a college party, you are not a college student.

Dick, incredulous: Neither are you???

Damian, huffing, waving off the stranger on his arm: I'm closer in age to them then you are, old man.

Jon, attempting to not be pulled into several other conversations: Besides, we come to these parties all the time, it's never been a big deal.

Dick: Jon, bud, does your dad even know you're here?

Jon, shrugging: Probably.

Damian: We informed Kent before we left.

Dick: What about Bruce?

Damian: ... Ah..

Bruce Wayne: You have the floor. And my entire afternoon.

Barry Allen: wtf

Rachel Roth: Kory and Dick are planning classic family activities that will threaten the foundations of this family and we cannot allow them to continue. You know that they’re going to want to take that picture of everyone in a white shirt and blue jeans jumping on the beach. Selina will not agree to it, Damian will not agree to it, Jason will play along just to screw it up, which will piss Dick off, which will then in turn piss Damian off, and finally piss off Tim through collateral. In the end, they will all try to kill each other, and we’ll have to watch along with whatever poor witnesses are present.

Bruce Wayne: *a single teardrop rolls down his cheek* I’m not alone anymore.

The First time Bruce pissed off Dick, he left him for another partner

The Second time Bruce pissed off Dick, he left him for another city

The Third time, he left him for another country

If this happens again for the fourth time, Dick’s gonna leave him for another planet (and probably get married to alien royalty cause alien royalties have a thing for him)