#karathen

Here have some more incorrect quotes for no reason except that they make me laugh

Previous threads:

Incorrect Quotes Pt. 1: Marlyta

Incorrect Quotes Pt. 2: Marlyta/Karathen

Incorrect Quotes Pt. 3: SuperWonder siblings

Incorrect Quotes Pt. 4: The Monarchy

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Hippolyta: The first time I ever got upset in front of Karathen, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask  them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf  behind me. 

Karathen: I was doing both, for your information. 

Martha: The first time Karathen hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Karathen, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? 

Martha: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. 

Karathen: Ohhhh- 

Hippolyta: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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*talking on the phone* 

Karathen: Remember how I said that Martha and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? 

Hippolyta: Yeah… 

Karathen: Well, we’re in jail. 

Hippolyta: *hangs up*

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Karathen: Martha, don’t go picking a fight with Hippolyta. Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you. 

Martha: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

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Martha: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. 

Karathen: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. 

Martha: Not when you’re playing with Hippolyta, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Martha & Karathen: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* 

Martha: We need an adult! 

Karathen: Martha, you are an adult! 

Martha: We need an adultier adult! Get Hippolyta!

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Martha: Define “dream”. 

Hippolyta: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works. 

Karathen: That’s too dark!

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Karathen: Uh, I think I got your lunch. 

*Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Hippolyta’* 

Martha: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. 

*Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Arthur Curry + dramatic entries

Bonus:

Yes.

“They are saying that Queen Cora had pulled her hood low over her eyes, never once looking toward her homeland, but Queen Hippolyta had pulled her magnificent steed to a stop on a rocky hilltop; it was Queen Hippolyta, not Queen Cora, who looked back, the embers raining down around her, her immortal eyes weeping as she watched Atlantis burn, watching as the majestic creature rose higher and higher into the sky, deflecting a thousand wooden Atlantean arrows with ease.”

Kaijune 2020.22.