#marlyta

"It takes longer than Martha would’ve preferred.

Here have some more incorrect quotes for no reason except that they make me laugh

Previous threads:

Incorrect Quotes Pt. 1: Marlyta

Incorrect Quotes Pt. 2: Marlyta/Karathen

Incorrect Quotes Pt. 3: SuperWonder siblings

Incorrect Quotes Pt. 4: The Monarchy

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Hippolyta: The first time I ever got upset in front of Karathen, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask  them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf  behind me. 

Karathen: I was doing both, for your information. 

Martha: The first time Karathen hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Karathen, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? 

Martha: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. 

Karathen: Ohhhh- 

Hippolyta: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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*talking on the phone* 

Karathen: Remember how I said that Martha and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? 

Hippolyta: Yeah… 

Karathen: Well, we’re in jail. 

Hippolyta: *hangs up*

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Karathen: Martha, don’t go picking a fight with Hippolyta. Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you. 

Martha: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

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Martha: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. 

Karathen: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. 

Martha: Not when you’re playing with Hippolyta, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Martha & Karathen: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* 

Martha: We need an adult! 

Karathen: Martha, you are an adult! 

Martha: We need an adultier adult! Get Hippolyta!

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Martha: Define “dream”. 

Hippolyta: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works. 

Karathen: That’s too dark!

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Karathen: Uh, I think I got your lunch. 

*Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Hippolyta’* 

Martha: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. 

*Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wonder Woman (Movies - Jenkins), Wonder Woman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hippolyta (Wonder Woman)/Martha Kent, Marlyta Characters: Hippolyta (Wonder Woman), Martha Kent, Diana (Wonder Woman), Clark Kent Additional Tags: quarantine fic, ma kent living the life getting wooed by the amazon queen, references to the comics and dceu Summary:

Chapters: 4/20 Fandom: Wonder Woman - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hippolyta (Wonder Woman)/Martha Kent, Diana (Wonder Woman)/Isabel Maru, Marlyta Characters: Martha Kent, Diana (Wonder Woman), Clark Kent, Dusty, Hippolyta (Wonder Woman) Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Two older ladies proving that love is not only for the young, Marlyta in Smallville Summary:

“I have a farm. If you’re here, in the States, and you’d like to come visit… I’d like that. You can stop by anytime—just give me a weeks’ warning so I know to vacuum and put some food in the fridge. And buy a turkey.”

Martha and Hippolyta meet in Man's World, and they have a long, normal(ish) courtship that doesn't involve kidnapping, jealous children, or the Underworld aka The "Marlyta Nobody Dies AU"

Look! More Marlyta, and no angsty deaths. Ice cream, seduction, I’m pretty sure there’s going to be a dog!

sunkissed...

And then Martha gets roped into trying to help said queen remember who she is and find her sisters and yadda yadda yadda they fall in love.