I heard it's Superman's (and Lois'!) anniversary! Here's all my Superman goofs to celebrate~

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I heard it's Superman's (and Lois'!) anniversary! Here's all my Superman goofs to celebrate~

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Flash: So you eat fish.
Aquaman: *shrug* Yeah, man. Fish eat fish, why wouldn't I?
Flash: But it's not weird, like... the fact that you can talk to them?
Aquaman: Well it's telepathy, and it's more like... networking, and in the case of a lot of fish it's kind of like you're interfacing with a very very very simple binary computer made of meat. I mean yeah, they have instincts, and they can feel distressed, like any animal, but a lot of the time the thought process before getting eaten is, "swim... swim..." then pffft--nothing.
Flash: You've read a fish's mind before you've eaten it.
Aquaman: Nah, but I've telepathically stunned fish before eating them when I'm in a hurry.
Flash: *staring*
Aquaman: Look, I have a trident! It's not like I'm just snatching them with my mouth mid-swim! *pauses* ...every time.
Flash: ...
Aquaman: *mindlessly* Mera's actually way better at it than me. Doesn't even need to stun them. God, it's incredibly hot when she does it.
Flash: CATCHING FISH IN HER MOUTH!?
Aquaman: *lovestruck sigh* Like a shark...
---Later---
Flash: *pressing his knuckles to his forehead* And you're a vegetarian.
Wonder Woman: *mixing a salad in the Justice League break room* Of course I'm a vegetarian. I can talk to animals.
Flash: *presses his hands together in front of himself and inhales deeply*