Favorite Musicals of Each Order of the Knights Radiant
Weâve already considered their favorite boardgames. But what about when itâs time to go to a musical? Which musical is preferred by each order?
1. Skybreakers: Les MisĂŠrables
They think Javert is the protagonist.
Szeth:Â Is it not strange that the musical continues for so long after the death of the protagonist?
Nale:Â Ah, but it is only thus that we see the real tragedy.
Nale:Â As all of the lawbreakers go on living, without punishment, due the the lawman not being willing to fulfill his duty.
Joret:Â Itâs so horrifying.
Cali:Â Yes, hence the title.
2. Bondsmiths: West Side Story
Itâs about two warring gangs being brought together.
Dalinar:Â Although it is sad, it is nice that it ends with all of the previously estranged people bonding over their loss.
Navani:Â And it really is through music that two warring sides can be brought together--perhaps even feel love for each other.
Dalinar:Â Yes.Â
Dalinar:Â Wait, what?Â
3. Edgedancers: Little Shop of Horrors
Or at least, itâs Liftâs favorite.
Lift: I dunno why Wyndle doesnât like it--itâs about a plant!
Lift: A hungry plant too, so it has something in common with both of us!
Wyndle: I--
Wyndle: Never--
Wyndle: That--
Wynde: IT WAS SO HORRIFYING, MISTRESS!!!
Lift: Itâs kinda in the title, dude.
4. Stonewards: The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
They were surprised at how invested they got.
Badali:Â It may not be warfare, yet the efforts of these children are so inspiring.
Zu:Â They truly do fight until there is only one standing.
5. Elsecallers: A Little Night Music
Jasnah just thinks itâs neat.
Jasnah:Â I have to respect the effort of composing each song in 3/4 time.
6. Lightweavers: Phantom of the Opera
Itâs about art, tortured souls, disguises...
Gaz:Â I gotta feel bad for the Phantom.
Shallan:Â What, because his love for Christine is doomed?
Vathah:Â Because it would suck to live in a sewer?
Gaz:Â Well sure.
Gaz:Â But also that one-sided mask.
Gaz:Â He must always feel like thereâs something there in the darkness, something just out of his sight.
Shallan:Â ...
Vathah:Â ...
Gaz:Â N-Not that I would know anything about that, ha ha!
7. Truthwatchers: Lion King
They went for the costumes and ended up being blown away by the story.
Rlain:Â If Simba had just told the truth about his fatherâs death, all of that could have been avoided.
Stump:Â Yeah, well, kids are pretty stupid sometimes.
Renarin:Â Although by running away, Simba did get to be raised by two awesome gay dads, so thatâs nice!
Stump:Â ...
Renarin:Â What?
8. Willshapers: Scarlet Pimpernel
Itâs about rescuing innocent (?) aristocrats from being imprisoned and guillotined! Â
Eshonai:Â It is truly inspiring to see a group of humans working so hard to free other humans before their unjustified deaths.
Venli: That Madame Guillotine song is really catchy though.
Eshonai:Â Yeah, you almost can almost understand the killing there.
9. Dustbringers: Wicked
They appreciate the overall message.
Malata: Yeah, there really are two sides to every story!
Ral-na: And just because a power is popularly deemed destructive, that does not mean it is so.
10. Windrunners: Also Wicked
Although their reasoning is...different.
Bridge Four, in their barracks: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME / LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY
Bridge Four: AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY / EVERYONE DESERVES THE CHANCE TO FLY!
Bridge Four: AND IF IâM FLYING SOLO / AT LEAST IâM FLYING FREEEE
Bridge Four: TO THOSE WHOâD GROUND ME / TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM MEEEEE
Bridge Four: TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY / IâM FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY!
Kaladin (wiping away a tear): Itâs just such a good song.











