#it headcannons

-ok so ofc he didn’t know you were a witch until AFTER you were dating

-you guys were mutual friends for a while

-occasional project partners turned cutesy little stares from across the room turned hanging out turned becoming a loser turned realizing wow ur cute turned couple in a span of six months

-it was a rlly fun way of finding out

-by fun i mean scary but hey it’s spooky season what’s the difference amiright fellas up top

-anyway

-you two were riding bikes down a path by the river, with its lovely very dangerous rapids

-you were acting extra cutesy in his opinion and he got distracted and slipped off the path a little and the wet mud caused lovely lil silver to slip and he got jolted off and would’ve landed in the river 

-if

-ohoho if

-if only you hadn’t reached out a simple hand and his body was suspended in mid air

-he felt like his heart wasn’t beating, as if the river had stopped, as if everything had stopped just to let that shock absorb

-you guided him back on to the path and safely to the ground before releasing your hold on him

-you had a lot of explaining to do

-which you did, and Man was he amazed

-”my girlfriend’s a witch!” “not too loud honey”

-after you explained, he began to connect the dots

-those little cutesy incidents, those lucky little sparks during the day

-it had to be bc of you

-like when he had almost tripped in the hall walking w you, and then miraculously caught himself

-when bowers was about to launch at him but then just so happened to run into a locker instead of the boy

-and that just made him go “oh man i love that girl”

Mike: because you said 'awesome sauce' instead of 'i love you, too' after he confessed to you.

(creds to gif owner!)

💗 Pairing: Richie Tozier X Short! Reader

Requested: YES - oh fuck i lowkey feel like i’m being annoying but UhhHHHhhH,,, lemme get a tall richie x short reader PLEase. just the whole package like short jokes and richie being a fuckin DICK bc he is a fucking skyscraper and the reader is smol THANK YOUUU

a/n: This was so cute to write oh my. Thanks for the request, i hope you enjoy :)

🔥 Warnings:  swear words, kissing (??) 

Okay

Richie Tozier was many things

Annoying, funny, smart, attractive, foul mouthed

Everyone knew him as something different

But the one thing everyone always agreed on 

Was how freaking tall he was

It seemed that every time you saw him, he got taller

But let's face it

It wasn't hard to be shorter than him

This boy is like 6 + ft tall

Which is why people were a little surprised when they found out you were dating 

Cause he was so tall

And you were so not tall

(but who doesn’t love a height difference in a relationship??) 

You weren't abnormally short

In fact, you were around the same height as the rest of the Losers, and definitely taller than Eddie, but that also wasn’t hard

Richie was just abnormally tall

He would most definitely make fun of his friends for being shorter than him

Especially you (and Eddie, obviously)

He would 100% be a dick about it when he wanted to

You would get this really cute pouty face if you were upset

And that face would make him melt (but he never told anyone that EVER because he wanted to make sure no one knew he had feelings)

Kissing him was hard enough, but sometimes to piss you off he would stand on his tip toes to make it physically impossible 

Puts stuff you were looking for on a high shelf

JUST so he could see that face

And then of course he would kiss you so you would stop being mad

Would most definitely pull a “how's the weather down there?” if you were being annoying

Piggy back rides are a given

if you’re walking around he’ll keep talking but stop and let you jump on his back 

Your tall enough that he can rest his arm on you like an arm rest (he has to strain his arm up a bit though. You’re not THAT small)

rests his head on top of yours 100% of the time

he’ll just come up to you while your talking to one of the other losers and just put his chin on the top of your head and wrap his arms around your middle

And he l o v e s it

He will definitely pick you up from behind to scare the shit out of you surprise you 

You love to steal his clothes, especially to sleep in because they are so big and comfy and they smell like him

Cuddling all the time (forehead kisses because when you guys are cuddling he can actually reach your forehead)

You lay in his lap while you watch movies.

If he isn't touching you some way all the time (hand holding, his arm around your shoulder or waist) he will cry

Because he needs to protect you

He thinks your so cute and precious so he protects you with his life

You ARE the cutest thing ever in his eyes

He would NEVER in a million years do anything to hurt you

He definitely tried not to pick fights with people when you were around because he didn't want you to get hurt (but he wont hesitate to defend you)

Even though he thinks you’re so cute and precious that doesn't mean he’s any less of a trashmouth when he’s around you

(Being his girlfriend is like having lifetime seats to an extremely cheesy, terrible, inappropriate stand up comedy show

Nose boops

Definitely those kisses where you wrap your legs around his waist and he holds you up because yes

Definitely those kisses where your sitting on a counter of some sort

If you were ever annoying him he would call you “peanut” or “short stacks” (He would also use those if he ever wanted to annoy you)

If you were ever mad at any of the Losers

“Be careful, she might just jump up and punch you square in the knee.”

“Fuck off Richie”

“Fiesty, huh peanut?”

“I swear to god”

Even though he was tall and strong, he was definitely lanky and uncoordinated

Clumsy boy ™

So if he was ever bugging any of you about how short you were compared to him

You could just trip him

Or you could jump on him

That boy would go down

(that's part of the reason he tried to keep the short jokes down to a minimum if you were in a bad mood, because he knew you would not hesitate to get out of your chair and tackle him)

He would totally be the silent, jealous type with you

you should be talking to him, not that guy

Because your his small, precious girlfriend

And he loves you too much

so sara and i were talking aaaaaannnddd… these happened. we apologize for nothing.

co-written with the lovely @turtleneckrichie !!!! go follow her right now you fools

hcs about Eddie’s journey with last names <3

Okay but hear me out

Richie and Eddie end up accidentally moving in together

Like Richie gets his own place ASAP bc this boy loves to be independent.

He’s so excited to have his own house but tbh he’s a slob!!!!

Eddie is always over bc “RICHIE U HAVENT DONE DISHES IN A MONTH”

“Eds it’s only been four days”

“YOU USE THAT MANY BOWLS IN FOUR DAYS”

Eventually Eddie just ends up sleeping over? all the time? cause Richie is so bad at adulting?

Eds has a permanent parking spot in the driveway

Yeah Richie isn’t complaining bc that’s his boy

At first they aren’t together

But u can’t just… be pals when ur constantly cleanin house together

Trust me it takes a special kind of love to scrub toilets as a team

Yeah so all the losers kinda just accept that they’re together bc… they’re meant to be

K so like they go on dates but they don’t call them dates per say

“Just 2 bros hangin out at a fancy restaurant (three tables apart cause they’re NOT GAY)”

“Rich stop”

Eventually they accept it and Eds asks Richie out officially

Cause Richie is still in denial like he loves this boy? How did he not know? WOW HIS EYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL okay seriously how did he not realize

Eddie is beyond happy bc like they have their own place? And they’re boyfriends?

Bc as soon as they start datin Eddie is like boy BYE and ditches his mom’s place!!!

(Richie is hella thankful for him getting away from his mom)

(And Eddie’s general attitude/vibes perk up so much bc he’s not!!! In a toxic environment anymore!!!)

SO NOW IT’S BEEN MONTHS AND THEY’RE SERIOUS

Like, they make plans based on each other’s schedules bc they wanna hang out all! the! time!

“Sorry Stanley I’m hanging out with Eds on that day”

“Richie that day is THREE WEEKS AWAY”

Eddie high key always makes arrangements for things for the two of them

Like this boy is 100% the guy who uses “we” when answering questions

“Eddie, you wanna go to the movies with us?”

“We’d love to Mike!!!”

“I- okay. Yeah. Shoulda known.”

So it’s super late n they’re snuggling in bed, bein all lovey and stuff

And Eddie decides that he’s gonna stop using his last name

“Rich, I think I wanna change my last name.”

“To Tozier, I hope?”

“Why are you like this”

“Yeah but seriously if you wanna do that then go for it babe!!”

(Eddie lowkey already made an email account w/ Tozier as his last name just to try it. He liked it a lot indeed)

Richie is so supportive like Eds is pretty much completely in love w him at this point

Even when Eddie tried to take up scrapbooking.

“Literally no one likes scrapbooking why are you even doing this”

“Richie stop it, let me focus”

“Can I put glitter glue all over your face?”

“Richie no you’re an adult”

He most certainly signs his book (with glitter glue, at Richie’s request) as E.T. bc those are his initials now

And YES Richie makes so many jokes about it

“You know babe, your initials are E.T. now”

“Richie it’s three in the morning go to bed”

“ET PHONE HOME”

“RICHARD go to SLEEP”

Eventually Eddie’s driver’s license expires and it’s time for him to visit the DMV

Yes, he definitely signs his renewed license as Eddie Tozier

“Wait, Eds, have you had your name legally changed yet??”

“No?????”

“Then… isn’t that identity fraud??”

“Hey Tozier, why don’t you shut up and don’t get me arrested. Just say we’re married”

“Okay… Tozier (:< ” *HEART EYES INTENSIFY*

Eddie doesn’t mention it but suddenly everything in his life is Tozier Tozier Tozier!!!

He even orders his magazine subscriptions w/ Richie’s last name

“Babe did you subscribe to… Ryan Gosling Source Weekly??”

“SWEET MY MAGAZINES ARE HERE!”

“You… used my name to get magazines of ur celeb crush…”

“Ya and I used ur credit card so watch out for that on the bill”

Richie is still whipped™

So he’s like “well what would Eds want for our one year anniversary?”

And he gets AN IDEA

He’s like “ok let’s change Eddie Spaghetti’s last name legally” bc he actually wants him to be a Tozier!!

So Rich does all that legal stuff just for his Eds to have his last name be Tozier!

And when their one year is comin up Richie just puts the certificate in a lil box w some cute blue wrapping paper and has Eddie open it

Eds is like on the brink of tears he loves his boy? So much?

Yeah and later on they go on a nice dinner date and surprise surprise!

Richie gets down on one knee and Eds immediately is shook

Cue confused and a lil bit sad Richie

“BAbe i’m literally proposing what ru doin”

Eds WHIPS a little box out of his pocket and shoves it in his face

“I WAS GONNA PROPOSE TO YOU”

Everyone in the restaurant is laughing. So. Hard.

Like the whole freaking wait staff is just like “christ these two, whatta mess”

So they’re a mess and Richie puts the ring away so Eds can propose bc HE WANTS TO SO BAD

“Richie Tozier, we may already have the same last name but like, I can’t get enough of you so please marry me.”

“Yes of course I’m gonna marry you, Eds! I won’t let a bod like yours get away so easily”

“Richie literally I just proposed can you just,, not for like,, one moment please and put on the ring”

Richie demands his Own Proposal bc he wants to say he was the one that proposed

“Just think of it Eds… when my aunt asks us who popped the question we can both say “i did” and not be lying! It’ll be the perfect way to confuse my family!”

“Richie we just.. Got engaged u don’t have to do it a second time”

“EDDIE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET MEEE”

Richie 100% does the whole friken… stands on a chair clinkin a glass

“I HAVE A DECLARATION TO MAKE”

“We all just saw you guys get engaged….”

“NO U DIDNT NOW STOP INTERRUPTING”

Eddie has never rolled his eyes harder

“Eddie Tozier… will u be my Eddie Tozier…. But like for reals now??”

Eddie is just that “I GUESS” meme

Yeah the whole restaurant claps, again

(Cause Richie demanded that they all clap for them again)

Eddie is blushin hardcore bc his boy is so extra?? How is he so lucky???

Richie makes a Big Show of putting the ring on him

He just somehow… does… like no one understands how bc it’s just a ring??

But like… he is so graceful abt it and its such a Soft gesture

Eddie feels like a fool bc he’s fumblin so much n almost drops his??