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When you have to take a girly shit out in the woods and all your guy friends come for moral support

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Okay for a one-shot I want an OC x Pennywise thing.
I'm trying to figure out what her profession would be and how it would make an interaction between them more plausible.
Profession for OC in OC x Pennywise one-shot?
Paranormal Investigator
Police Officer
Plumber
Librarian
Paranormal Investigator - kinda obvious but weird stuff happens in Derry.
Police Officer - I know they do shit in the movies/book but she could be investigating the murders.
Plumber - I mean she would be working in the place where he lives.
Librarian - a fun profession for an OC and she could do research on him if she finds out about him.
Ranking every version of Henry Bowers based on how hot they are
It chapter 2 Henry bowers
It the musical Henry Bowers
The Henry Bowers in the nostalgia critic it 2017 review
1990s Juniper Hills Henry
Juniper Hills Book Henry
Juniper Hills Henry from the illustrated special edition of the book
Every other version of Henry because they're underage and i'm not a nonce.
Another one of the stupid details that pissed me off about wtd is how much everyone was talking about hank potentially getting the electric chair, to the point that both the patty cakes and ronnie mention the possibility even tho... maine isnt a capital punishment state. They havent executed anyone, white or black, since 1887. If hank gets a life sentence or shanked in prison thats one thing, but him getting the electric chair is literally not an option. I genuinely wonder if Andy muschietti even knew that different us states have different laws regarding it or if he just thought every state murders their in mates. And im not even one of those people who are like "it makes no sense for this show to have such harsh racial themes! Maine is a blue state!" Cause i think thats dumb cause no matter where you are crazy racists are always gonna be there, and the bowers family are literally there doing heinous shit in every version anyways- but thats different from ignoring a places laws. The death penalty doesn't vary from town to town or some shit 😭.
The aesthetics of the losers clubs parents as kids pls? You did the pattycakes and i'd love to see the others
(I also wanna make an edit but I can't find any good aesthetic inspirations because 1960s aesthetics are hard to make)
Sure, but I'm just gonna stick to the ones we don't see in cannon or who i'm not convinced are someone else like ronnie being mikes mom if that's okay. I'm gonna include elfrida cause we only see her once tho. I'll do those some other time maybe.
Sharon-
Zach-
Sonia-
Frank-
Wentworth-
Arlene-
Andrea-
Alvin-
Elfrida-

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Genuinely how I think Eddie's parents met
Frank:*Sitting on the ground watching Sonia kick Alvin's ass for bothering him* Woah, why'd you do that? Sonia: *scoffs* To protect you, dummy- what's your name? Frank: Uhhh... Frank. Sonia: *twirling her hair with her finger* You got a girlfriend Fraaaank? Frank: Uh, no. Sonia: Well you do now. *holds her hand out* now get your ass up and hold my hand! Frank: *suddenly stands up* Yes Ma'am! Sonia: *proceeds to pick him up like a ragdoll and drag him away*
This is legit what I think Belch, Vic, and Patrick's dads look like:
(Images are Danny Devito as Harry Wormwood in Matilda, Bruce Willis as Ernest Menville in Death Becomes Her, and Justin Long as Gary in Weapons)
Justin Long is honestly PERFECT casting in my head for Patrick's dad, I'm not kidding, I cannot imagine anyone else. I know Danny Devito is like a meme and all, but he really does give me a Mr. Huggins vibe in the way he acts. It also helps that he's super short, and Belch is described as being super tall as a kid so I think it'd be funny if Belch dwarfed his dad.
Interestingly enough, Ernest Criss being based off of Ernest from death becomes her in my head actually has a really weird history. It started way back when I was writing my Ben hanscom cannibal au and had a scene where Ben went to the derry morgue, i thought it would be funny to have Vics dad work there as a bit, and since Ernest from death becomes her is a mortician I named him Ernest. From there that characterization just kind of stuck, and now Vic's dad works in the Derry morgue and is named Ernest just because. He also gets the bald head and thick glasses from Ernest Menville too. Although interestingly enough personality wise Ernest M and Ernest C could not be more different, as Ernest Criss's personality is actually based off of Hal from Malcolm In The Middle.
They probably don't look EXACTLY like these guys, i mean Justin long is a bit too young to be Brian Hockstetter, I don't want Ronald Huggins to just be Danny Devito, and Bruce Willis is too handsome to be Ernest, but this is like, the closest I can get to my vision.
So i picked up Bill Denbrough's most recent book, The Black Rapids, since i LOVED the movie and figured i love the book but guys, i genuinely cannot urge you to save your money more. This was SO bad.
I have to admit I'm not really familiar with bill denbroughs books, I'm not a big horror book fan, i'm more into romance books like The Misery series (Paul sheldon is so talented man, you HAVE to read his work). But i have read his short stories and those are all pretty decent. The prose is good and all, but all of bills denbroughs books have good prose- thats not saying much. I swear i literally almost gave up on reading half way through it was so unbearable.
And now i need to rant about the absolute worst part- the ending SUCKS!! its SO BAD. I mean the main characters find out the black rapids is actually a portal to another world, that connects to infinite worlds!? WHAT? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE, AND ITS DEPRESSING AS FUCK CAUSE IT MAKES ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS SACRIFICES USELESS! RGGHHH!!
i genuinely can't believe the movie is so good, i mean the ending was still bad in the movie, but at least Audra Phillips had a good performance. Man, what a let down!