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Patton: How much pain are you in
Logan: Pi
Patton: What?
Logan: Minimal yet never ending
Deceit: Stop spending time with Virgil
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Patton: *whimpering*
Roman: Who did this to you?
Patton: It's nothing, I just stubbed my toe on the door
Roman, holding a chainsaw: Which door?
Patton: *bangs hand against a table* ow! my armkle!
Logan: your what?
Virgil: his wrist.
Logan, to Patton: never speak to me again.
Patton: always stay positive!
Patton: *falls down the stairs*
Patton: wow i got down those stairs so fast!
Patton: POSITIVITY TIME
Patton: HOPE
Patton: SAY IT WITH ME
Virgil: Hope
Patton: AND WHAT IS THAT
Virgil: the first step to disappointment
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Janus: *pours an entire thing of salt into Pattons hot chocolate*
Patton: *drinks it all*
Janus: Wasn’t it bad?
Patton: Yeah but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings :)
Janus:
Janus: I’m keeping you
Vs.
Janus: *pours an entire thing of salt into virgils Gatorade*
Virgil: *downs it in one gulp without flinching*
Janus: W-what
Virgil: *in a monotone voice* this is nothing compared to my inner pain
Janus: *calling picani*
Employee: You’re ten dollars short
Virgil: Who you calling short??!!!!?!?!?!?!
Patton, sobbing: don’t call my bro short
Janus:*drinking his 45th cup of coffee since they came to the mall*
Remus: *eating clothes off the racks*
Roman: *trying to convince the manager to fire the employee*
Logan: *googling “how to unadopt kids I never adopted”*
Patton: I have a joke
Logan: No-
Patton: Last one of the day I swear
Logan: Fine
Patton: Why should you be nice to your dentist
Logan: Idk why
Patton: Because they have fillings too :D
Logan:
Virgil: Pfft
